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Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

They're just like,"Yeah. Yeah, do you like this?" No, we don't. Fuckin' hurts, a lot

They're just like,
"Yeah. Yeah, do you like this?" No, we don't. Fuckin' hurts, a lot

Full Transcript

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They're just like, "Yeah. Yeah, do you like this?"
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No, we don't. Fuckin' hurts, a lot.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:06
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Pete Davidson's intimate and candid stand-up special shot live in New York City.
It hurts, you know, 'cause you shave or you don't, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
It hurts, you know, 'cause you shave or you don't,
And then you just start, like, rubbing that - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
And then you just start, like, rubbing that
That shit hurts. You're like, "Ooh, you like that?" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
That shit hurts. You're like, "Ooh, you like that?...
Feels like you're my mom's weird friend that would do that - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:10
Feels like you're my mom's weird friend that would...
Everybody'd go upstairs, and he'd be like, "Hey, kid. You ever get an Indian burn?" - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:09
Everybody'd go upstairs, and he'd be like, "H...
Yeah. No-- no-- no guy likes that, okay? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
Yeah. No-- no-- no guy likes that, okay?
I guess girls can't tell, because, like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
I guess girls can't tell, because, like,
And then all of a sudden, uh, your dick gets, like, all chapped - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:11
And then all of a sudden, uh, your dick gets, like, all chap...
Did I get some new STD that a-arrives within 24 hours? This is crazy." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:18
Did I get some new STD that a-arrives within 24 hours? This ...
I like, um, my gay friends 'cause I don't think - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:10
I like, um, my gay friends 'cause I don't think
So it's just pure honesty, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:09
So it's just pure honesty,
Just honest, we could say, but it's really mean. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Just honest, we could say, but it's really mean.
Uh, fuck you. I don't gotta explain myself, okay? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
Uh, fuck you. I don't gotta explain myself, okay?
I love livin' with my mom, uh, you know? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
I love livin' with my mom, uh, you know?
- It's an apartment... - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
- It's an apartment...
...and then there's a-- well, there's the u-upper floor, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
...and then there's a-- well, there's the u-upper ...
I got-- I got my own entrance downstairs, says: "Pete's... - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
I got-- I got my own entrance downstairs, says: "Pete&#...
Entrance." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Entrance."
Uh-uh, you're laughing, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
Uh-uh, you're laughing,
Also, every girl I date has, like, a whole batch of gay friends, right? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Also, every girl I date has, like, a whole batch of gay frie...