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Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

"Told everybody he has a nice penis." Right? That's not why

"Told everybody he has a nice penis." Right? That's not why

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-"Told everybody he has a nice penis."
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Right? That's not why.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:32
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian Pete Davidson's intimate and candid stand-up special shot live in New York City.
She did that so that-- - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
She did that so that--
She did that so that every girl that sees my dick for the rest of my life - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:08
She did that so that every girl that sees my dick for the re...
I didn't even get to enjoy my big dick summer, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
I didn't even get to enjoy my big dick summer,
Please stop doing that. I have a family that reads. Stop. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
Please stop doing that. I have a family that reads. Stop.
Anyway, uh, we'll do some 9/11 jokes, and then we'll get the fuck out of here. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
Anyway, uh, we'll do some 9/11 jokes, and then we'...
-Only time I'll allow cheering for 9/11. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
-Only time I'll allow cheering for 9/11.
My, uh, my-- my dad, he-- he died on 9/11. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
My, uh, my-- my dad, he-- he died on 9/11.
And I was told I had to explain that before I do these jokes, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:12
And I was told I had to explain that before I do these jokes...
When your dad dies, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
When your dad dies,
You, uh... Sometimes your family gets, like, a little bit of money. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
You, uh... Sometimes your family gets, like, a little bit of...
Um, we got a little bit of money, and I remember my mom, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:10
Um, we got a little bit of money, and I remember my mom,
Uh, she figured she'd get us a pool, and then, you know, like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:09
Uh, she figured she'd get us a pool, and then, you know...
Yeah. Like, it's a nice idea, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
Yeah. Like, it's a nice idea,
And, uh, kids-- - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
And, uh, kids--
So I remember I got the pool, and kids at school would be like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:09
So I remember I got the pool, and kids at school would be li...
And I'd be like, "Yeah. Luckily, I have a pool - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
And I'd be like, "Yeah. Luckily, I have a pool
'Cause that's how you know you're rich, when you can swim in your own sadness. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
'Cause that's how you know you're rich, when ...
So I had to, like, do, like, research on my dad kinda, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
So I had to, like, do, like, research on my dad kinda,
And I'm from Staten Island, my dad's from Staten Island, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
And I'm from Staten Island, my dad's from Staten I...
We have-- we-- we're known, like, the thing-- - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:08
We have-- we-- we're known, like, the thing--