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Pete Davidson: Alive from New York

Yeah, since I'm not allowedon the Internet." Uh... Yeah. I'm pretty sureif I go on the...

Yeah, since I'm not allowed
on the Internet." Uh... Yeah. I'm pretty sure
if I go on the Internet, I'd, like, go to jail or something

Full Transcript

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Yeah, since I'm not allowed on the Internet."
00:00:03.067 --> 00:00:06.381
Uh... Yeah. I'm pretty sure if I go on the Internet,
00:00:06.464 --> 00:00:08.174
I'd, like, go to jail or something.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:36
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
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N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Pete Davidson's intimate and candid stand-up special shot live in New York City.
So, I made fun of this guy, uh, with an eye patch, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:15
So, I made fun of this guy, uh, with an eye patch,
And my roommate thought that I should apologize - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:08
And my roommate thought that I should apologize
This is what happened. So, like I said, I'm very limited on SNL. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
This is what happened. So, like I said, I'm very limite...
Probably haven't, um, uh, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
Probably haven't, um, uh,
So we were just sittin' there, and we were like, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
So we were just sittin' there, and we were like,
You do those roasts." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
You do those roasts."
They were like, "Yeah, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:16
They were like, "Yeah,
Y-You make fun of yourself, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
Y-You make fun of yourself,
Uh, so I got this big sheet of paper with a bunch of faces, right? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
Uh, so I got this big sheet of paper with a bunch of faces, ...
So already, I'm like, "This guy has a sense of humor." Right? - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
So already, I'm like, "This guy has a sense of hum...
If you lose your eye, there's like three other things you could do - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
If you lose your eye, there's like three other things y...
Y-You go glass eye, you go glass eye with the glasses over it, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:08
Y-You go glass eye, you go glass eye with the glasses over i...
So I was like, "This guy is funny." - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:07
So I was like, "This guy is funny."
So... um, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:12
So... um,
Very harmless Saturday Night Live joke, right, - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:09
Very harmless Saturday Night Live joke, right,
-Uh, and, the-- - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
-Uh, and, the--
Uh... we'll cut that. Cut that right out. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
Uh... we'll cut that. Cut that right out.
No problems at all. Cut it right out. Never happened. Right back to fucking. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:06
No problems at all. Cut it right out. Never happened. Right ...
I've always wanted that to happen when I was watching a Netflix thing. - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:05
I've always wanted that to happen when I was watching a...
So, you know, I wrote a little joke, like, uh, you know, um... - Pete Davidson: Alive from New York 00:04
So, you know, I wrote a little joke, like, uh, you know, um....