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Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli

He goes, "She's not goingto be able to be here today." "She's going to be on the iPad."...

[audience laughs] He goes, "She's not going
to be able to be here today." "She's going to be on the iPad." And I go, "What the fuck?
What do you mean she won't be here?" She's a stalker, her job is to show up

Full Transcript

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He goes, "She's not going to be able to be here today."
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"She's going to be on the iPad."
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And I go, "What the fuck? What do you mean she won't be here?"
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She's a stalker, her job is to show up.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:10
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
King for a Night,Above Average

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Movie Summary

Pete Davidson stars in his 2nd Netflix special discussing turning 30, relationships, and living in the woods.
You know, 'cause that... that dookie surprise was thoughtful. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
You know, 'cause that... that dookie surprise was thoug...
So I was a little excited to see her, a little bit, you know. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
So I was a little excited to see her, a little bit, you know...
I didn't try to look hot or anything, but I picked an outfit. You know, yeah. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
I didn't try to look hot or anything, but I picked an o...
An outfit that said, like, "Hey." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
An outfit that said, like, "Hey."
[audience laughs] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:10
[audience laughs]
I go, "What happened, Tasty?" - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:17
I go, "What happened, Tasty?"
That means a bunch of medical professionals - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
That means a bunch of medical professionals
It's a little fucked up and embarrassing for me, don't you think? - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
It's a little fucked up and embarrassing for me, don�...
Let me put it in perspective for you. Jeffrey Dahmer - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:08
Let me put it in perspective for you. Jeffrey Dahmer
[audience laughs] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
[audience laughs]
A guy who murdered and ate gay people. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
A guy who murdered and ate gay people.
[audience laughs] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
[audience laughs]
Killing and eating gays and poopy pants aren't the same! - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
Killing and eating gays and poopy pants aren't the same...
First time in my life I was like, "I gotta vote!" - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:08
First time in my life I was like, "I gotta vote!"
Tasty goes, "There's one more thing. She said you guys had been communicating." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:13
Tasty goes, "There's one more thing. She said you ...
He goes, "Telepathically, you know." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:15
He goes, "Telepathically, you know."
"Hello." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:32
"Hello."
So I go to trial, I win, you know, which is nice. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
So I go to trial, I win, you know, which is nice.
[chuckles] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:21
[chuckles]
But restrain her to the upper deck, so she can still pay for shit. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
But restrain her to the upper deck, so she can still pay for...