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Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli

"Ain't that nice?" She needs to get out there 'cause all that weird energy that's...

[audience laughs] "Ain't that nice?" She needs to get out there 'cause all that weird energy that's supposed to be on a cock goes to me and my sister, okay?

Full Transcript

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[audience laughs]
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"Ain't that nice?"
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She needs to get out there
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'cause all that weird energy
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that's supposed to be on a cock
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goes to me and my sister, okay?
Duration
18 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:52
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
King for a Night,Above Average

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Movie Summary

Pete Davidson stars in his 2nd Netflix special discussing turning 30, relationships, and living in the woods.
I'll go over to my mom's. I'll hang out, eat dinner for an hour, - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:12
I'll go over to my mom's. I'll hang out, eat ...
It's to the point where I might fuck her just to get her off my back. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
It's to the point where I might fuck her just to get he...
"Maybe you're just not as good of a son as you think you are, huh?" - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:08
"Maybe you're just not as good of a son as you thi...
If I fuck my mom over Thanksgiving, my grandpa would kiss my forehead, - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:12
If I fuck my mom over Thanksgiving, my grandpa would kiss my...
She needs to get out there. I'm trying to find her a suitor. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
She needs to get out there. I'm trying to find her a su...
Hands her the remote, goes, "Heard Dancing with the Stars is on." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:08
Hands her the remote, goes, "Heard Dancing with the Sta...
My mom's a good catch. 55, hasn't been with anyone in 23 years. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
My mom's a good catch. 55, hasn't been with anyone...
Screen cracks. "Should I get a new one?" - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:13
Screen cracks. "Should I get a new one?"
She's like a '68 Mustang with like 2,000 original miles on it. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
She's like a '68 Mustang with like 2,000 original ...
You go to the dealer, - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:32
You go to the dealer,
"Horny and tired." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:10
"Horny and tired."
And any time I told her a problem, she always had one solution. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
And any time I told her a problem, she always had one soluti...
She'd be like, "You should take a nap." No matter the severity of the situation. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
She'd be like, "You should take a nap." No ma...
Both my wrists could be cut, and I could be holding a knife. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
Both my wrists could be cut, and I could be holding a knife.
Like, [in screeching voice] "I don't wanna be here!" - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:14
Like, [in screeching voice] "I don't wanna be here...
I was wrong, but I thought, at ten, - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:08
I was wrong, but I thought, at ten,
In 2002, no girl was hotter than Leonardo DiCaprio in Staten Island. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
In 2002, no girl was hotter than Leonardo DiCaprio in Staten...
He still gets pussy today based off what he looked like in 2002. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
He still gets pussy today based off what he looked like in 2...
Running the best catch and release program the universe has ever seen. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
Running the best catch and release program the universe has ...
Leave him alone. I hope one day I get invited to the big yacht in the sky. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
Leave him alone. I hope one day I get invited to the big yac...