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Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli

Judge comes up to me, and he goes,"She fits the requirements for prison." I go, "What?"...

[chuckles] Judge comes up to me, and he goes,
"She fits the requirements for prison." I go, "What?" He goes,
"Do you want to send her to prison?" I go, "No, I just want her off my lawn." Like Gran Torino, you know?
"Get off my lawn!" [mumbles] But no big deal.
Just... restraining order, you know?

Full Transcript

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Judge comes up to me, and he goes, "She fits the requirements for prison."
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I go, "What?" He goes, "Do you want to send her to prison?"
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I go, "No, I just want her off my lawn."
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Like Gran Torino, you know? "Get off my lawn!" [mumbles]
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But no big deal. Just... restraining order, you know?
Duration
21 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:42
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
King for a Night,Above Average

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Movie Summary

Pete Davidson stars in his 2nd Netflix special discussing turning 30, relationships, and living in the woods.
But restrain her to the upper deck, so she can still pay for shit. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
But restrain her to the upper deck, so she can still pay for...
He goes, "You don't want her arrested?" I go, "No." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
He goes, "You don't want her arrested?" I go,...
And then he goes, "We will do plan B then." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
And then he goes, "We will do plan B then."
I was like, "Whoa, wait. What's plan B?" - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:20
I was like, "Whoa, wait. What's plan B?"
Didn't really hit me till the first time I pulled up to my house, - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
Didn't really hit me till the first time I pulled up to...
And I went, "Oh." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:18
And I went, "Oh."
So once in a while, I'd be like, "Hello. Where are you?" - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:09
So once in a while, I'd be like, "Hello. Where are...
So I made a finsta, and I started stalking her a little bit. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
So I made a finsta, and I started stalking her a little bit.
You know, 'cause she's a stalker, you don't just stop stalking, right? - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
You know, 'cause she's a stalker, you don't j...
I was going through her Instagram, - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
I was going through her Instagram,
I was like, "If you become a Matt Rife fan, I'll kill myself." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
I was like, "If you become a Matt Rife fan, I'll k...
[audience laughs] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:12
[audience laughs]
I see her, I zoom in, and she's wearing a Jack Harlow T-shirt. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
I see her, I zoom in, and she's wearing a Jack Harlow T...
I guess she figured out how to do it 'cause he looked good in the photo. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
I guess she figured out how to do it 'cause he looked g...
And I was like, "Oh..." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
And I was like, "Oh..."
Jack comes out, she goes, "I love you, Jack!" - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:10
Jack comes out, she goes, "I love you, Jack!"
I went, "Oh..." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:09
I went, "Oh..."
[audience laughs] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
[audience laughs]
She goes, "Hold on, Jack, I got a present for you." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:18
She goes, "Hold on, Jack, I got a present for you."...
And her arm gets deeper and deeper. I was like, "No, oh my God. What is it?" - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:09
And her arm gets deeper and deeper. I was like, "No, oh...