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Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli

"Hello." "You weren't supposed to tell anybodythat we could do this." "Also you were...

"Hello." [audience laughs] "I miss you." [chuckles] "You weren't supposed to tell anybody
that we could do this." "Also you were supposed
to kill Terry and my mom so we get the house." "I got your panties in my pocket." "Ziploc'ed to preserve the stench." [laughs]

Full Transcript

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"Hello."
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[audience laughs]
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"I miss you." [chuckles]
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"You weren't supposed to tell anybody that we could do this."
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"Also you were supposed to kill Terry and my mom
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so we get the house."
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"I got your panties in my pocket."
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"Ziploc'ed to preserve the stench."
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[laughs]
Duration
32 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:03
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
King for a Night,Above Average

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Movie Summary

Pete Davidson stars in his 2nd Netflix special discussing turning 30, relationships, and living in the woods.
So I go to trial, I win, you know, which is nice. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
So I go to trial, I win, you know, which is nice.
[chuckles] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:21
[chuckles]
But restrain her to the upper deck, so she can still pay for shit. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
But restrain her to the upper deck, so she can still pay for...
He goes, "You don't want her arrested?" I go, "No." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
He goes, "You don't want her arrested?" I go,...
And then he goes, "We will do plan B then." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
And then he goes, "We will do plan B then."
I was like, "Whoa, wait. What's plan B?" - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:20
I was like, "Whoa, wait. What's plan B?"
Didn't really hit me till the first time I pulled up to my house, - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
Didn't really hit me till the first time I pulled up to...
And I went, "Oh." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:18
And I went, "Oh."
So once in a while, I'd be like, "Hello. Where are you?" - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:09
So once in a while, I'd be like, "Hello. Where are...
So I made a finsta, and I started stalking her a little bit. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
So I made a finsta, and I started stalking her a little bit.
You know, 'cause she's a stalker, you don't just stop stalking, right? - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
You know, 'cause she's a stalker, you don't j...
I was going through her Instagram, - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
I was going through her Instagram,
I was like, "If you become a Matt Rife fan, I'll kill myself." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
I was like, "If you become a Matt Rife fan, I'll k...
[audience laughs] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:12
[audience laughs]
I see her, I zoom in, and she's wearing a Jack Harlow T-shirt. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
I see her, I zoom in, and she's wearing a Jack Harlow T...
I guess she figured out how to do it 'cause he looked good in the photo. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
I guess she figured out how to do it 'cause he looked g...
And I was like, "Oh..." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
And I was like, "Oh..."
Jack comes out, she goes, "I love you, Jack!" - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:10
Jack comes out, she goes, "I love you, Jack!"
I went, "Oh..." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:09
I went, "Oh..."
[audience laughs] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
[audience laughs]