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Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli

"Horny and tired." So, like, I-I-I never wanted to tell her any of my troubles,because she...

"Horny and tired." So, like, I-I-I never wanted to tell her any of my troubles,
because she had no time for anything

Full Transcript

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"Horny and tired."
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So, like, I-I-I never wanted to tell her
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any of my troubles, because she had no time for anything.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:02
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
King for a Night,Above Average

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Movie Summary

Pete Davidson stars in his 2nd Netflix special discussing turning 30, relationships, and living in the woods.
And any time I told her a problem, she always had one solution. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
And any time I told her a problem, she always had one soluti...
She'd be like, "You should take a nap." No matter the severity of the situation. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
She'd be like, "You should take a nap." No ma...
Both my wrists could be cut, and I could be holding a knife. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
Both my wrists could be cut, and I could be holding a knife.
Like, [in screeching voice] "I don't wanna be here!" - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:14
Like, [in screeching voice] "I don't wanna be here...
I was wrong, but I thought, at ten, - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:08
I was wrong, but I thought, at ten,
In 2002, no girl was hotter than Leonardo DiCaprio in Staten Island. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
In 2002, no girl was hotter than Leonardo DiCaprio in Staten...
He still gets pussy today based off what he looked like in 2002. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
He still gets pussy today based off what he looked like in 2...
Running the best catch and release program the universe has ever seen. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
Running the best catch and release program the universe has ...
Leave him alone. I hope one day I get invited to the big yacht in the sky. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
Leave him alone. I hope one day I get invited to the big yac...
With Tobey Maguire and sometimes Emile Hirsch, you know. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
With Tobey Maguire and sometimes Emile Hirsch, you know.
"Matching Dodger hats, chicks half our age, guts going." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:09
"Matching Dodger hats, chicks half our age, guts going....
He's all fucking fat, slowly morphing into Jack Nicholson. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
He's all fucking fat, slowly morphing into Jack Nichols...
Going, "Hey, uhh, I still fuck." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:19
Going, "Hey, uhh, I still fuck."
So when I was ten, I was on my porch all gay, thinking about this guy. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
So when I was ten, I was on my porch all gay, thinking about...
Fresh off of a double-VHS of Titanic. "Spit in my mouth, Jack," I would say. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
Fresh off of a double-VHS of Titanic. "Spit in my mouth...
[audience laughs] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:11
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
[audience laughs]
'Cause Fabrizio was Leonardo's best friend and then he died. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
'Cause Fabrizio was Leonardo's best friend and the...
- [audience laughs] - [chuckles] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:13
- [audience laughs] - [chuckles]
She didn't tell me I was Jewish till I was 25, - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
She didn't tell me I was Jewish till I was 25,