To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
I have Crohn's. Maybe she was trying to communicate
Please log in to add to collections.
Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli

I have Crohn's.Maybe she was trying to communicate through some weird fecal matter thing

I have Crohn's.
Maybe she was trying to communicate through some weird fecal matter thing

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.336
I have Crohn's. Maybe she was trying to communicate
00:00:03.419 --> 00:00:05.063
through some weird fecal matter thing.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:22
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
King for a Night,Above Average

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Pete Davidson stars in his 2nd Netflix special discussing turning 30, relationships, and living in the woods.
You can't knock out 20 pairs of doody drawers in one day. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
You can't knock out 20 pairs of doody drawers in one da...
Even if you had diarrhea, by the 11th pair, it'd be a little light. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
Even if you had diarrhea, by the 11th pair, it'd be a l...
[audience laughs] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:08
[audience laughs]
She comes home from a long day - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
She comes home from a long day
She starts undressing, you know, - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
She starts undressing, you know,
It's all posters of me, but she don't know how to make posters, so I'm all just... - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
It's all posters of me, but she don't know how to ...
[chuckles] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:10
[chuckles]
♪ One, two, three-four-five ♪ - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:25
♪ One, two, three-four-five ♪
And then she fucking, "Kobe!" Right into a little box for me. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
And then she fucking, "Kobe!" Right into a little ...
She goes, "Oooh!" - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:14
She goes, "Oooh!"
[audience laughs] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:11
[audience laughs]
So now I got to get a restraining order, so that means I have to go to court. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
So now I got to get a restraining order, so that means I hav...
Tell a bunch of, you know, officials I'm afraid of this lady. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
Tell a bunch of, you know, officials I'm afraid of this...
So I'm at court, about to go in, - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
So I'm at court, about to go in,
He goes, "I just spoke to your girlfriend." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:08
He goes, "I just spoke to your girlfriend."
[audience laughs] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:16
[audience laughs]
You know, 'cause that... that dookie surprise was thoughtful. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
You know, 'cause that... that dookie surprise was thoug...
So I was a little excited to see her, a little bit, you know. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
So I was a little excited to see her, a little bit, you know...
I didn't try to look hot or anything, but I picked an outfit. You know, yeah. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
I didn't try to look hot or anything, but I picked an o...
An outfit that said, like, "Hey." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
An outfit that said, like, "Hey."