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Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli

If they were hot, they wouldn't be a stalker,they'd be my girlfriend

If they were hot, they wouldn't be a stalker,
they'd be my girlfriend

Full Transcript

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If they were hot,
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they wouldn't be a stalker, they'd be my girlfriend.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:32
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
King for a Night,Above Average

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Movie Summary

Pete Davidson stars in his 2nd Netflix special discussing turning 30, relationships, and living in the woods.
So... yeah. "How much do you love me? We'll figure it out. Get up there." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:09
So... yeah. "How much do you love me? We'll figure...
And I don't have a gun, right? But she doesn't know that, right? - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
And I don't have a gun, right? But she doesn't kno...
So I was watching a lot of SVU at the time, - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:15
So I was watching a lot of SVU at the time,
So I made a finger gun, - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
So I made a finger gun,
She's kinda... I was like, "Why is she smiling?" - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:08
She's kinda... I was like, "Why is she smiling?&qu...
And I literally went, - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
And I literally went,
'Cause now I'm a loser in front of my own stalker, and I'm... - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
'Cause now I'm a loser in front of my own stalker,...
Now she's winning. Now I'm bothering her in a weird way. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
Now she's winning. Now I'm bothering her in a weir...
So, I go, "What are you doing here?" - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:11
So, I go, "What are you doing here?"
I'm a little scared to talk to her, so I'm just, like, confused. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
I'm a little scared to talk to her, so I'm just, l...
I said, "What are you doing here?" And she just said, "I love you!" You know. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
I said, "What are you doing here?" And she just sa...
I was like, "That's very nice, but you can't be here." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:14
I was like, "That's very nice, but you can't ...
I was like, "I don't know, you just can't be here." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:09
I was like, "I don't know, you just can't be ...
I was trying to think what to say, and then I was thinking about it. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
I was trying to think what to say, and then I was thinking a...
So crazy people could, you know... Like, we can tell. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
So crazy people could, you know... Like, we can tell.
And she's stalking me, you know what I mean? That's... - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
And she's stalking me, you know what I mean? That'...
I was like, "You got to be nice and careful with the situation," right? - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
I was like, "You got to be nice and careful with the si...
I went like, "Hey." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:19
I went like, "Hey."
She was like, "What?" I said, "Yeah, I go poopy here." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:34
She was like, "What?" I said, "Yeah, I go poo...
It's a very long story, so buckle in. Also, I do have Crohn's. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
It's a very long story, so buckle in. Also, I do have C...