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Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli

My mom is always like,"Put me in your stuff." I was like, "All right,make it to the...

My mom is always like,
"Put me in your stuff." I was like, "All right,
make it to the garage." You make it... You make it to the garage, you get an audition or something, yeah

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My mom is always like, "Put me in your stuff."
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I was like, "All right, make it to the garage."
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You make it... You make it to the garage,
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you get an audition or something, yeah.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:28
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
King for a Night,Above Average

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Movie Summary

Pete Davidson stars in his 2nd Netflix special discussing turning 30, relationships, and living in the woods.
My mom goes to the garage, I go, "Call my boy." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
My mom goes to the garage, I go, "Call my boy."
You do drugs almost every day together, then you don't see him for three months, - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:09
You do drugs almost every day together, then you don't ...
[audience laughs] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:10
[audience laughs]
Better change your name in my phone to Officer Tasty. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
Better change your name in my phone to Officer Tasty.
I'm on speakerphone now with Tasty, my mom, and my stalker. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
I'm on speakerphone now with Tasty, my mom, and my stal...
Tasty goes, "We got her. What do you want me to do?" - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:24
Tasty goes, "We got her. What do you want me to do?&quo...
She's a stalker. She probably knows me pretty good, you know. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
She's a stalker. She probably knows me pretty good, you...
He goes, "Bro, it could be a bomb!" I go, "Dude, she can't make a bomb." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:09
He goes, "Bro, it could be a bomb!" I go, "Du...
Put a bomb together, dude?" - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:10
Put a bomb together, dude?"
[mimics scraping sound] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:19
[mimics scraping sound]
[audience laughs] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:13
[audience laughs]
Don't talk about my girl like that. Only I can. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
Don't talk about my girl like that. Only I can.
You wish your girl gave you 20 pairs of dookie drawers. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
You wish your girl gave you 20 pairs of dookie drawers.
I called my girl, like, "You gotta step it up!" - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:15
I called my girl, like, "You gotta step it up!"
"Here's my shit." You know what I mean? Twenty pairs is a crime of passion. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
"Here's my shit." You know what I mean? Twent...
[audience laughs] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
[audience laughs]
I have Crohn's. Maybe she was trying to communicate - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
I have Crohn's. Maybe she was trying to communicate
You can't knock out 20 pairs of doody drawers in one day. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
You can't knock out 20 pairs of doody drawers in one da...
Even if you had diarrhea, by the 11th pair, it'd be a little light. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
Even if you had diarrhea, by the 11th pair, it'd be a l...
[audience laughs] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:08
[audience laughs]