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Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli

Screen cracks. "Should I get a new one?" "No, send itto this weird company called...

Screen cracks. "Should I get a new one?" "No, send it
to this weird company called Insureon." In three weeks, you get it back,
and when you charge it, it's all weird, but it gets the job done pretty much

Full Transcript

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Screen cracks. "Should I get a new one?"
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"No, send it to this weird company called Insureon."
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In three weeks, you get it back, and when you charge it, it's all weird,
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but it gets the job done pretty much.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:42
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
King for a Night,Above Average

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Movie Summary

Pete Davidson stars in his 2nd Netflix special discussing turning 30, relationships, and living in the woods.
She's like a '68 Mustang with like 2,000 original miles on it. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
She's like a '68 Mustang with like 2,000 original ...
You go to the dealer, - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:32
You go to the dealer,
"Horny and tired." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:10
"Horny and tired."
And any time I told her a problem, she always had one solution. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
And any time I told her a problem, she always had one soluti...
She'd be like, "You should take a nap." No matter the severity of the situation. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
She'd be like, "You should take a nap." No ma...
Both my wrists could be cut, and I could be holding a knife. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
Both my wrists could be cut, and I could be holding a knife.
Like, [in screeching voice] "I don't wanna be here!" - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:14
Like, [in screeching voice] "I don't wanna be here...
I was wrong, but I thought, at ten, - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:08
I was wrong, but I thought, at ten,
In 2002, no girl was hotter than Leonardo DiCaprio in Staten Island. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
In 2002, no girl was hotter than Leonardo DiCaprio in Staten...
He still gets pussy today based off what he looked like in 2002. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
He still gets pussy today based off what he looked like in 2...
Running the best catch and release program the universe has ever seen. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
Running the best catch and release program the universe has ...
Leave him alone. I hope one day I get invited to the big yacht in the sky. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
Leave him alone. I hope one day I get invited to the big yac...
With Tobey Maguire and sometimes Emile Hirsch, you know. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
With Tobey Maguire and sometimes Emile Hirsch, you know.
"Matching Dodger hats, chicks half our age, guts going." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:09
"Matching Dodger hats, chicks half our age, guts going....
He's all fucking fat, slowly morphing into Jack Nicholson. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
He's all fucking fat, slowly morphing into Jack Nichols...
Going, "Hey, uhh, I still fuck." - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:19
Going, "Hey, uhh, I still fuck."
So when I was ten, I was on my porch all gay, thinking about this guy. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:06
So when I was ten, I was on my porch all gay, thinking about...
Fresh off of a double-VHS of Titanic. "Spit in my mouth, Jack," I would say. - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:07
Fresh off of a double-VHS of Titanic. "Spit in my mouth...
[audience laughs] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:11
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Pete Davidson: Turbo Fonzarelli 00:05
[audience laughs]