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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

But my friends...Why not?

But my friends...
Why not?

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But my friends... Why not?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:00
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
But my friends are all, like, "No, man, there's this bullshit - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:22
But my friends are all, like, "No, man, there's th...
You're on a planet right now. You think you're in America? Zoom out. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
You're on a planet right now. You think you're in ...
You're on a space rock floating in nothingness, infinite nothingness. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
You're on a space rock floating in nothingness, infinit...
We all just act like it's normal, like, "Everything's made of molecules." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:16
We all just act like it's normal, like, "Everythin...
That makes no fucking sense. These molecules know they're molecules? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
That makes no fucking sense. These molecules know they'...
These molecules are like, "I'm Pete." That doesn't make any sense. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
These molecules are like, "I'm Pete." That do...
This stool is made of molecules, the same molecules in my hand. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
This stool is made of molecules, the same molecules in my ha...
Some of the molecules in this stool went into me while I've been talking. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
Some of the molecules in this stool went into me while I...
And when I knock these molecules into these molecules, when we ask Science, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
And when I knock these molecules into these molecules, when ...
That doesn't make any fucking sense. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
That doesn't make any fucking sense.
I'm open to anything. If I died... Listen to me, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:18
I'm open to anything. If I died... Listen to me,
It makes me wonder like, I wonder as a thought experiment - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:11
It makes me wonder like, I wonder as a thought experiment
If we were all just hanging out in some sort of primordial area, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
If we were all just hanging out in some sort of primordial a...
He's like, "You believe in life?" - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:23
He's like, "You believe in life?"
I see that for sure. And I'm not afraid of nothing. I'm not afraid of nothing. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
I see that for sure. And I'm not afraid of nothing. I&#...
Who fucking cares? It's nothing. If you're nothing, but you're like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
Who fucking cares? It's nothing. If you're nothing...
Just jump off the high dive into soft, dark soil and you're like, "Bye, Pete." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:12
Just jump off the high dive into soft, dark soil and you...
Be reasonable. There's no fucking hell. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
Be reasonable. There's no fucking hell.
Don't wanna be wrong about that one. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
Don't wanna be wrong about that one.
If there is a hell, I don't think the worst part will be the torture. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
If there is a hell, I don't think the worst part will b...