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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

But then a rather arbitrary amountbounce back and frame me in light

But then a rather arbitrary amount
bounce back and frame me in light

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But then a rather arbitrary amount bounce back and frame me in light.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:07
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
I love science." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
I love science."
I love it. I love science and licking my own asshole." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
I love it. I love science and licking my own asshole."
I got married this year, big year, baby and marry. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
I got married this year, big year, baby and marry.
Sweet Lady Val. I'm glad you guys are pro-baby. I'm glad you're pro-marriage. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
Sweet Lady Val. I'm glad you guys are pro-baby. I'...
A lot of my friends in LA, anti-marriage, showbiz town, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:11
A lot of my friends in LA, anti-marriage, showbiz town,
It's the same group. They'd come up to me and they're just like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:10
It's the same group. They'd come up to me and they...
I'm like, "You have the word 'sublime' on your neck." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:17
I'm like, "You have the word 'sublime' o...
My wife is amazing. She's smart. She's funny. She's my best friend. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
My wife is amazing. She's smart. She's funny. She&...
She's got big old titties. So, yeah. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
She's got big old titties. So, yeah.
She loves this joke. Don't worry. She loves this joke. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
She loves this joke. Don't worry. She loves this joke.
You got big old titties and I wanna talk about it. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
You got big old titties and I wanna talk about it.
I'm tired of not talking about it. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
I'm tired of not talking about it.
My wife has big boobs. You know why? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
My wife has big boobs. You know why?
Because I don't give up on my goddamn childhood dreams. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
Because I don't give up on my goddamn childhood dreams.
Eight-year-old me fucking loves me. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
Eight-year-old me fucking loves me.
When I was 8, I wanted a girlfriend with big boobs and a racecar bed - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
When I was 8, I wanted a girlfriend with big boobs and a rac...
Big boobs are interesting. I feel for her because she can't really hide them. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
Big boobs are interesting. I feel for her because she can�...
She can cover them up, but everybody knows. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
She can cover them up, but everybody knows.
They're there. It's like throwing a tarp over a porch of a house. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
They're there. It's like throwing a tarp over a po...
No one looks at it like, "Look at that house, it doesn't have a porch." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:15
No one looks at it like, "Look at that house, it doesn&...