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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

But why do you have to be stoned forthis to be interesting?

But why do you have to be stoned for
this to be interesting?

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But why do you have to be stoned for this to be interesting?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:56
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
Everybody sing happy birthday in your head right now. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
Everybody sing happy birthday in your head right now.
I'm serious. What the fuck is going on? It's so normal. We're just like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:22
I'm serious. What the fuck is going on? It's so no...
Was it louder? Clap if you think it was louder. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
Was it louder? Clap if you think it was louder.
Clap if it wasn't louder, the voice was just going... "Happy birth..." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
Clap if it wasn't louder, the voice was just going... &...
Okay. So you can't make it louder? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
Okay. So you can't make it louder?
There's just a set volume for your thoughts? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
There's just a set volume for your thoughts?
How do you know your set volume is the same as my set volume? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
How do you know your set volume is the same as my set volume...
Maybe to some people, it's louder. Maybe that's what crazy people are. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
Maybe to some people, it's louder. Maybe that's wh...
They're not crazy but they just have a fucked up volume. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
They're not crazy but they just have a fucked up volume...
They're walking around and then just like, "Buy a hammer." "All right!" - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
They're walking around and then just like, "Buy a ...
I'll tell you his black for a reason. He kept saying the N word. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
I'll tell you his black for a reason. He kept saying th...
He kept saying "The N word." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:10
He kept saying "The N word."
Some of you are sitting that one out. I can see that. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
Some of you are sitting that one out. I can see that.
There's a pheromone white people release - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:22
There's a pheromone white people release
It's totally fine to be racist towards. I didn't mean like, hate speech. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
It's totally fine to be racist towards. I didn't m...
I mean casual, socially acceptable racism. Like towards Italians. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
I mean casual, socially acceptable racism. Like towards Ital...
I can be with my Italian friends, it's totally fine for me to be like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
I can be with my Italian friends, it's totally fine for...
"Oh, linguini with clams." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
"Oh, linguini with clams."
This is not a controversy, it's fine. It's in our video games. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
This is not a controversy, it's fine. It's in our ...
"It's a me, Mario." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
"It's a me, Mario."