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Everyone here knows there's no better method than the wipe and the look
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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

Everyone here knows there's no bettermethod than the wipe and the look

Everyone here knows there's no better
method than the wipe and the look

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Everyone here knows there's no better method than the wipe and the look.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:54
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
The old wipe and look. He goes wipe, wipe, wipe, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:13
The old wipe and look. He goes wipe, wipe, wipe,
Wipe, wipe, wipe, clean but I don't trust it. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
Wipe, wipe, wipe, clean but I don't trust it.
Wipe, wipe, wipe, "Whoa, good thing I didn't stop while I was ahead." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:11
Wipe, wipe, wipe, "Whoa, good thing I didn't stop ...
He washes his hands, gets in his car and goes, po-poop! "Home." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
He washes his hands, gets in his car and goes, po-poop! &quo...
Like, I know there's cams and stuff but for the most part it was earlier. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
Like, I know there's cams and stuff but for the most pa...
We know shit they don't know. They're back then, like... - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
We know shit they don't know. They're back then, l...
"Oh, what if Hillary is gonna win?" Like, they don't know. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
"Oh, what if Hillary is gonna win?" Like, they don...
"When's the McRib coming back?" They're in the dark. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
"When's the McRib coming back?" They're ...
We're the dumdums that are home, just going, it's now in my mind. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
We're the dumdums that are home, just going, it's ...
But I'm off porn. I go off and on, it's hard, it's addictive - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:11
But I'm off porn. I go off and on, it's hard, it&#...
Was watching it, I was mastur... I was masturbating, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
Was watching it, I was mastur... I was masturbating,
I was masturbating and went... I'm sorry. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
I was masturbating and went... I'm sorry.
And when I was finishing... I didn't give the order to say anything - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
And when I was finishing... I didn't give the order to ...
Because it wasn't. It wasn't worth it. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
Because it wasn't. It wasn't worth it.
That dirty feeling I had to carry around with me the rest of the day? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
That dirty feeling I had to carry around with me the rest of...
I had to go to the post office. There's kids and old women there, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
I had to go to the post office. There's kids and old wo...
I don't even mean the acting before the sex, where they're, like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
I don't even mean the acting before the sex, where they...
I'm talking about the acting during the sex. For the most part it's normal - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
I'm talking about the acting during the sex. For the mo...
The last one I saw, this is an accurate impression. I'll send you the link. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
The last one I saw, this is an accurate impression. I'l...
So woman was going nuts. So regular sexing, just normal stuff, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
So woman was going nuts. So regular sexing, just normal stuf...