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Honestly, getting a dog was different because it's a fucking dog
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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

Honestly, getting a dog was differentbecause it's a fucking dog, it's not even your...

Honestly, getting a dog was different
because it's a fucking dog, it's not even your species.
It's just a wild animal

Full Transcript

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Honestly, getting a dog was different because it's a fucking dog,
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it's not even your species. It's just a wild animal.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:28
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
You're like, "You wanna be in here?" - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
You're like, "You wanna be in here?"
When your baby cries, it's a human. I have a human baby. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
When your baby cries, it's a human. I have a human baby...
You're like, "It's probably hungry. It's hot, it's cold, has gas." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
You're like, "It's probably hungry. It's...
So you're like, "I got it." I have no idea what my dog wants. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
So you're like, "I got it." I have no idea wh...
My best guess, never-ending eye contact. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
My best guess, never-ending eye contact.
I'm trying to watch Great British Bake Off, he's down there like, "Hey, dad." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
I'm trying to watch Great British Bake Off, he's d...
I was raised with cats and you can kind of tell. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
I was raised with cats and you can kind of tell.
You can kind of tell I was raised with cats. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
You can kind of tell I was raised with cats.
It's the worst hackle you could give me is laughing at that. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
It's the worst hackle you could give me is laughing at ...
You can tell I was raised with cats. The command I most often give my dog - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:10
You can tell I was raised with cats. The command I most ofte...
I've been out of the house for two days. If my dog had a cell phone, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:13
I've been out of the house for two days. If my dog had ...
He'd be FaceTiming me right now just like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:14
He'd be FaceTiming me right now just like,
You don't know what your cat is. Like, people say cats are evil and they are. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
You don't know what your cat is. Like, people say cats ...
They're rolling their own cigarettes. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
They're rolling their own cigarettes.
When I left the house with my dog, I toss a tuna steak and do a barrel roll - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:10
When I left the house with my dog, I toss a tuna steak and d...
But if you have a cat and you see your cat, you're excited. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
But if you have a cat and you see your cat, you're exci...
It's like a B-list celebrity sighting. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
It's like a B-list celebrity sighting.
It's like seeing John Stamos napping in a sunbeam in your kitchen. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
It's like seeing John Stamos napping in a sunbeam in yo...
Like, "Oh, my God. We have a cat?" Scoop it up. "I knew I wasn't crazy." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:13
Like, "Oh, my God. We have a cat?" Scoop it up. &q...
Put the cat down, he's like, "Don't tag me. Don't tag me." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
Put the cat down, he's like, "Don't tag me. D...