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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

How do you know your set volumeis the same as my set volume?

How do you know your set volume
is the same as my set volume?

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How do you know your set volume is the same as my set volume?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:31
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
Maybe to some people, it's louder. Maybe that's what crazy people are. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
Maybe to some people, it's louder. Maybe that's wh...
They're not crazy but they just have a fucked up volume. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
They're not crazy but they just have a fucked up volume...
They're walking around and then just like, "Buy a hammer." "All right!" - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
They're walking around and then just like, "Buy a ...
I'll tell you his black for a reason. He kept saying the N word. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
I'll tell you his black for a reason. He kept saying th...
He kept saying "The N word." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:10
He kept saying "The N word."
Some of you are sitting that one out. I can see that. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
Some of you are sitting that one out. I can see that.
There's a pheromone white people release - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:22
There's a pheromone white people release
It's totally fine to be racist towards. I didn't mean like, hate speech. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
It's totally fine to be racist towards. I didn't m...
I mean casual, socially acceptable racism. Like towards Italians. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
I mean casual, socially acceptable racism. Like towards Ital...
I can be with my Italian friends, it's totally fine for me to be like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
I can be with my Italian friends, it's totally fine for...
"Oh, linguini with clams." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
"Oh, linguini with clams."
This is not a controversy, it's fine. It's in our video games. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
This is not a controversy, it's fine. It's in our ...
"It's a me, Mario." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
"It's a me, Mario."
It's a me, just an impression of an immigrant struggling with the language. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
It's a me, just an impression of an immigrant strugglin...
"I'mma Luigi, I'mma gonna win ah." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
"I'mma Luigi, I'mma gonna win ah."
Help him find the bus, help him find work. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
Help him find the bus, help him find work.
I agree, why is it fine to be, like, "Ah, Giuseppi." Like, it's crazy. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
I agree, why is it fine to be, like, "Ah, Giuseppi.&quo...
They'll make a madman type show about this time that we're in now. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
They'll make a madman type show about this time that we...
We're all gonna watch and be, like, "Things we're different." It's now. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
We're all gonna watch and be, like, "Things we...
Things are different now. We're living through a weird fucking time right now. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
Things are different now. We're living through a weird ...