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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

I agree, why is it fine to be, like,"Ah, Giuseppi." Like, it's crazy

I agree, why is it fine to be, like,
"Ah, Giuseppi." Like, it's crazy

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I agree, why is it fine to be, like, "Ah, Giuseppi." Like, it's crazy.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:20
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
They'll make a madman type show about this time that we're in now. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
They'll make a madman type show about this time that we...
We're all gonna watch and be, like, "Things we're different." It's now. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
We're all gonna watch and be, like, "Things we...
Things are different now. We're living through a weird fucking time right now. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
Things are different now. We're living through a weird ...
Now we are, now. Now. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
Now we are, now. Now.
Now it is future. Now. Now is the future. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
Now it is future. Now. Now is the future.
Elon Musk, you know, the crazy billionaire dude? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
Elon Musk, you know, the crazy billionaire dude?
Invented the self-driving car? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
Invented the self-driving car?
It's crazy. This isn't something they're working on, they made it. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
It's crazy. This isn't something they're work...
They have a self-driving car now. What I think is funny about that? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
They have a self-driving car now. What I think is funny abou...
It doesn't matter how fancy an invention Elon Musk makes, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
It doesn't matter how fancy an invention Elon Musk make...
Does that make sense? He's stuck in one of these meat puppets? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
Does that make sense? He's stuck in one of these meat p...
Just like you and me, just like a baboon. He's just a guy, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
Just like you and me, just like a baboon. He's just a g...
He's working on impossible math to make a self-driving car - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
He's working on impossible math to make a self-driving ...
He just goes, "There's a rumble in my jumble." Like, he just feels... - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
He just goes, "There's a rumble in my jumble."...
Just like you and me, he just goes, "No, I've got to eat." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
Just like you and me, he just goes, "No, I've got ...
A plate, just a level surface for his food, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:21
A plate, just a level surface for his food,
He can't upgrade this, he just had to go, "Now wind activate." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:10
He can't upgrade this, he just had to go, "Now win...
He swallows it like a fucking pelican because that's the best he can do. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
He swallows it like a fucking pelican because that's th...
When has to shit, he doesn't have a contact lens that goes, like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:12
When has to shit, he doesn't have a contact lens that g...
So he makes an excuse with his egghead friends, he's, like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
So he makes an excuse with his egghead friends, he's, l...