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I feel bad, like, you can hide a big old dick
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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

I feel bad, like,you can hide a big old dick

I feel bad, like,
you can hide a big old dick

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I feel bad, like, you can hide a big old dick.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:01
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
No one has to know. You can send it down one leg, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
No one has to know. You can send it down one leg,
It's a reveal. On the big night, it's a reveal. You're like, "Yeah." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:10
It's a reveal. On the big night, it's a reveal. Yo...
With big boobs, everyone can tell. Everyone can tell - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
With big boobs, everyone can tell. Everyone can tell
What do you do? You just have to own it. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
What do you do? You just have to own it.
You're like, "Mom, dad, as you can see, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
You're like, "Mom, dad, as you can see,
This is what your son is into." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
This is what your son is into."
It's a little too much info. You know what I'm talking about? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
It's a little too much info. You know what I'm tal...
Especially if you don't know them and they're just like, "This is Tina." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:12
Especially if you don't know them and they're just...
You're just like, "Yeah. This is what makes me rock hard." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:27
You're just like, "Yeah. This is what makes me roc...
We got engaged, some of you might know this story, in a hot air balloon - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
We got engaged, some of you might know this story, in a hot ...
I wrote it down, and four years later I was like, "It's time to get married. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
I wrote it down, and four years later I was like, "It&#...
I wanna get married. Let's go hot air balloon." She knew. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
I wanna get married. Let's go hot air balloon." Sh...
She knew what was up. It wasn't a surprise. She knew I was gonna propose. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
She knew what was up. It wasn't a surprise. She knew I ...
You can't just roll up to a hot air balloon - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
You can't just roll up to a hot air balloon
Would you like to hover in a basket for no reason?" - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:15
Would you like to hover in a basket for no reason?"
In fact, if she had been surprised, I might have called it off. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
In fact, if she had been surprised, I might have called it o...
The basket's fucking tiny, it's the size of four pizza boxes. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
The basket's fucking tiny, it's the size of four p...
So when I got in, it's already pretty much full. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
So when I got in, it's already pretty much full.
And then I was like, "This will be fine, Val. It'll be a romantic day." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
And then I was like, "This will be fine, Val. It'l...
Of course, there's another guy to fly the balloon, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
Of course, there's another guy to fly the balloon,