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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

I'm tired of not talking about it

I'm tired of not talking about it

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I'm tired of not talking about it.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:03
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
My wife has big boobs. You know why? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
My wife has big boobs. You know why?
Because I don't give up on my goddamn childhood dreams. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
Because I don't give up on my goddamn childhood dreams.
Eight-year-old me fucking loves me. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
Eight-year-old me fucking loves me.
When I was 8, I wanted a girlfriend with big boobs and a racecar bed - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
When I was 8, I wanted a girlfriend with big boobs and a rac...
Big boobs are interesting. I feel for her because she can't really hide them. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
Big boobs are interesting. I feel for her because she can�...
She can cover them up, but everybody knows. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
She can cover them up, but everybody knows.
They're there. It's like throwing a tarp over a porch of a house. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
They're there. It's like throwing a tarp over a po...
No one looks at it like, "Look at that house, it doesn't have a porch." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:15
No one looks at it like, "Look at that house, it doesn&...
I feel bad, like, you can hide a big old dick. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
I feel bad, like, you can hide a big old dick.
No one has to know. You can send it down one leg, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
No one has to know. You can send it down one leg,
It's a reveal. On the big night, it's a reveal. You're like, "Yeah." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:10
It's a reveal. On the big night, it's a reveal. Yo...
With big boobs, everyone can tell. Everyone can tell - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
With big boobs, everyone can tell. Everyone can tell
What do you do? You just have to own it. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
What do you do? You just have to own it.
You're like, "Mom, dad, as you can see, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
You're like, "Mom, dad, as you can see,
This is what your son is into." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
This is what your son is into."
It's a little too much info. You know what I'm talking about? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
It's a little too much info. You know what I'm tal...
Especially if you don't know them and they're just like, "This is Tina." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:12
Especially if you don't know them and they're just...
You're just like, "Yeah. This is what makes me rock hard." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:27
You're just like, "Yeah. This is what makes me roc...
We got engaged, some of you might know this story, in a hot air balloon - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
We got engaged, some of you might know this story, in a hot ...
I wrote it down, and four years later I was like, "It's time to get married. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
I wrote it down, and four years later I was like, "It&#...