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It's like a B-list celebrity sighting
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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

It's like a B-list celebrity sighting

It's like a B-list celebrity sighting

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It's like a B-list celebrity sighting.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:56
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
It's like seeing John Stamos napping in a sunbeam in your kitchen. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
It's like seeing John Stamos napping in a sunbeam in yo...
Like, "Oh, my God. We have a cat?" Scoop it up. "I knew I wasn't crazy." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:13
Like, "Oh, my God. We have a cat?" Scoop it up. &q...
Put the cat down, he's like, "Don't tag me. Don't tag me." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
Put the cat down, he's like, "Don't tag me. D...
When he goes out of town, he has to tape newspaper - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:20
When he goes out of town, he has to tape newspaper
Hey, hey, hey. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
Hey, hey, hey.
But when my neighbor told me his little dog doesn't understand reflections, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:10
But when my neighbor told me his little dog doesn't und...
I'm a human being, I don't understand reflections. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
I'm a human being, I don't understand reflections.
You're telling me a slightly larger dog is like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
You're telling me a slightly larger dog is like,
"That ain't me. I'm me. That looks like me. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
"That ain't me. I'm me. That looks like me.
I know what I look like, but that's a trick of the eye. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
I know what I look like, but that's a trick of the eye.
Life, it's a mystery." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
Life, it's a mystery."
It's both. Some of the particles go through the glass, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
It's both. Some of the particles go through the glass,
But then a rather arbitrary amount bounce back and frame me in light. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
But then a rather arbitrary amount bounce back and frame me ...
I love science." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
I love science."
I love it. I love science and licking my own asshole." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
I love it. I love science and licking my own asshole."
I got married this year, big year, baby and marry. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
I got married this year, big year, baby and marry.
Sweet Lady Val. I'm glad you guys are pro-baby. I'm glad you're pro-marriage. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
Sweet Lady Val. I'm glad you guys are pro-baby. I'...
A lot of my friends in LA, anti-marriage, showbiz town, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:11
A lot of my friends in LA, anti-marriage, showbiz town,
It's the same group. They'd come up to me and they're just like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:10
It's the same group. They'd come up to me and they...
I'm like, "You have the word 'sublime' on your neck." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:17
I'm like, "You have the word 'sublime' o...