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Makes no sense, an afterlife.
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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

Makes no sense, an afterlife." "You think an afterlife makes sense?

Makes no sense, an afterlife." "You think an afterlife makes sense?

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Makes no sense, an afterlife."
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"You think an afterlife makes sense?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:24
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
You got to think about that again because an afterlife..." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:14
You got to think about that again because an afterlife...&qu...
You know what else makes no sense? Fucking this." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:18
You know what else makes no sense? Fucking this."
But my friends... Why not? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
But my friends... Why not?
But my friends are all, like, "No, man, there's this bullshit - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:22
But my friends are all, like, "No, man, there's th...
You're on a planet right now. You think you're in America? Zoom out. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
You're on a planet right now. You think you're in ...
You're on a space rock floating in nothingness, infinite nothingness. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
You're on a space rock floating in nothingness, infinit...
We all just act like it's normal, like, "Everything's made of molecules." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:16
We all just act like it's normal, like, "Everythin...
That makes no fucking sense. These molecules know they're molecules? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
That makes no fucking sense. These molecules know they'...
These molecules are like, "I'm Pete." That doesn't make any sense. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
These molecules are like, "I'm Pete." That do...
This stool is made of molecules, the same molecules in my hand. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
This stool is made of molecules, the same molecules in my ha...
Some of the molecules in this stool went into me while I've been talking. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
Some of the molecules in this stool went into me while I...
And when I knock these molecules into these molecules, when we ask Science, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
And when I knock these molecules into these molecules, when ...
That doesn't make any fucking sense. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
That doesn't make any fucking sense.
I'm open to anything. If I died... Listen to me, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:18
I'm open to anything. If I died... Listen to me,
It makes me wonder like, I wonder as a thought experiment - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:11
It makes me wonder like, I wonder as a thought experiment
If we were all just hanging out in some sort of primordial area, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
If we were all just hanging out in some sort of primordial a...
He's like, "You believe in life?" - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:23
He's like, "You believe in life?"
I see that for sure. And I'm not afraid of nothing. I'm not afraid of nothing. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
I see that for sure. And I'm not afraid of nothing. I&#...
Who fucking cares? It's nothing. If you're nothing, but you're like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
Who fucking cares? It's nothing. If you're nothing...
Just jump off the high dive into soft, dark soil and you're like, "Bye, Pete." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:12
Just jump off the high dive into soft, dark soil and you...