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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

"Please don't leave me in a hot car."

"Please don't leave me in a hot car."

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"Please don't leave me in a hot car."
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:34
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
Mike Pence said he doesn't wanna be left in the room alone - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
Mike Pence said he doesn't wanna be left in the room al...
If you laughed at that, you're gonna love this show. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
If you laughed at that, you're gonna love this show.
You picked the right night. You picked the right night. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
You picked the right night. You picked the right night.
My wife and I, this is exciting, we just had a baby, so we... - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
My wife and I, this is exciting, we just had a baby, so we.....
I'm so glad that you guys are baby positive. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
I'm so glad that you guys are baby positive.
I know, it's crazy, she just got here. Where was she? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
I know, it's crazy, she just got here. Where was she?
I was sleeping next to my wife and consciousness flipped on in her belly, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
I was sleeping next to my wife and consciousness flipped on ...
I've been talking about the baby on stage right when she was born, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:19
I've been talking about the baby on stage right when sh...
Your life is over." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:16
Your life is over."
I can't be 40, "I'm really looking forward to the new Joker movie." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
I can't be 40, "I'm really looking forward to...
You sleep, you just sleep different. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
You sleep, you just sleep different.
You sleep in bursts. Sleep for, like, three hours and you're up for an hour, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
You sleep in bursts. Sleep for, like, three hours and you�...
Because the best part of sleep is falling asleep. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
Because the best part of sleep is falling asleep.
It's the only part you're there for. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
It's the only part you're there for.
When you say you love sleep, you mean that moment where you're waiting like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
When you say you love sleep, you mean that moment where you&...
That's what you mean when you cascade into the caramel waterfall - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:19
That's what you mean when you cascade into the caramel ...
And because I have a baby now, I get to do this 22 times a night. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
And because I have a baby now, I get to do this 22 times a n...
I was getting up to pee anyway. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
I was getting up to pee anyway.
It's funny when you go to the hospital, you have the baby, they give you one. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
It's funny when you go to the hospital, you have the ba...
I knew it was my baby. My baby looks so much like me, it feels impolite. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
I knew it was my baby. My baby looks so much like me, it fee...