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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

Put the cat down, he's like,"Don't tag me. Don't tag me." I'm being real with you.I don't...

Put the cat down, he's like,
"Don't tag me. Don't tag me." I'm being real with you.
I don't know how smart animals are

Full Transcript

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Put the cat down, he's like, "Don't tag me. Don't tag me."
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I'm being real with you. I don't know how smart animals are.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:16
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
When he goes out of town, he has to tape newspaper - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:20
When he goes out of town, he has to tape newspaper
Hey, hey, hey. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
Hey, hey, hey.
But when my neighbor told me his little dog doesn't understand reflections, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:10
But when my neighbor told me his little dog doesn't und...
I'm a human being, I don't understand reflections. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
I'm a human being, I don't understand reflections.
You're telling me a slightly larger dog is like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
You're telling me a slightly larger dog is like,
"That ain't me. I'm me. That looks like me. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
"That ain't me. I'm me. That looks like me.
I know what I look like, but that's a trick of the eye. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
I know what I look like, but that's a trick of the eye.
Life, it's a mystery." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
Life, it's a mystery."
It's both. Some of the particles go through the glass, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
It's both. Some of the particles go through the glass,
But then a rather arbitrary amount bounce back and frame me in light. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
But then a rather arbitrary amount bounce back and frame me ...
I love science." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
I love science."
I love it. I love science and licking my own asshole." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
I love it. I love science and licking my own asshole."
I got married this year, big year, baby and marry. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
I got married this year, big year, baby and marry.
Sweet Lady Val. I'm glad you guys are pro-baby. I'm glad you're pro-marriage. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
Sweet Lady Val. I'm glad you guys are pro-baby. I'...
A lot of my friends in LA, anti-marriage, showbiz town, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:11
A lot of my friends in LA, anti-marriage, showbiz town,
It's the same group. They'd come up to me and they're just like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:10
It's the same group. They'd come up to me and they...
I'm like, "You have the word 'sublime' on your neck." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:17
I'm like, "You have the word 'sublime' o...
My wife is amazing. She's smart. She's funny. She's my best friend. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
My wife is amazing. She's smart. She's funny. She&...
She's got big old titties. So, yeah. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
She's got big old titties. So, yeah.
She loves this joke. Don't worry. She loves this joke. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
She loves this joke. Don't worry. She loves this joke.