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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

So when I got in,it's already pretty much full

So when I got in,
it's already pretty much full

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:05.996
So when I got in, it's already pretty much full.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:56
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
And then I was like, "This will be fine, Val. It'll be a romantic day." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
And then I was like, "This will be fine, Val. It'l...
Of course, there's another guy to fly the balloon, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
Of course, there's another guy to fly the balloon,
I can feel the tickle of the stranger's whiskers, just like... - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
I can feel the tickle of the stranger's whiskers, just ...
I can feel the heat of his breath, and he was like a man's man. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
I can feel the heat of his breath, and he was like a man...
Wearing a Carhartt jacket with scuffs on and he's just watching me... - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
Wearing a Carhartt jacket with scuffs on and he's just ...
He was kind of ruining the day. He kept calling everything gay. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
He was kind of ruining the day. He kept calling everything g...
I know. Biggest day of my life, he's up there just like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
I know. Biggest day of my life, he's up there just like...
"I used to work at that deli. They fired me. Huh, fucking gay." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:15
"I used to work at that deli. They fired me. Huh, fucki...
"You pilot a rainbow-colored balloon - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:17
"You pilot a rainbow-colored balloon
I was planning to be very flowery, like "Val, since I first saw you, I knew..." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:13
I was planning to be very flowery, like "Val, since I f...
"You gonna do it?" - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:11
"You gonna do it?"
But I froze up, I just went, "Val." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
But I froze up, I just went, "Val."
"I would be honored to call you my wife." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
"I would be honored to call you my wife."
I blew it. I didn't propose. You're supposed to propose. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
I blew it. I didn't propose. You're supposed to pr...
You're supposed to say, "Will you marry me?" I just went, "It would be great." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
You're supposed to say, "Will you marry me?" ...
"Let's get the law involved." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
"Let's get the law involved."
It's like we were playing tennis, but she didn't have a racket. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
It's like we were playing tennis, but she didn't h...
But she's good. She said yes even though I didn't say anything. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
But she's good. She said yes even though I didn't ...
She went, "Yeah, put the ring on." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
She went, "Yeah, put the ring on."
I don't want him to judge me. I don't want him to be like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
I don't want him to judge me. I don't want him to ...