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The old wipe and look. He goes wipe, wipe, wipe
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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

The old wipe and look.He goes wipe, wipe, wipe, and then he goes, "Whoa,I got some work...

The old wipe and look.
He goes wipe, wipe, wipe, and then he goes, "Whoa,
I got some work ahead of me." He goes wipe, wipe, wipe,
getting there

Full Transcript

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The old wipe and look. He goes wipe, wipe, wipe,
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and then he goes, "Whoa, I got some work ahead of me."
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He goes wipe, wipe, wipe, getting there.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:00
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
Wipe, wipe, wipe, clean but I don't trust it. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
Wipe, wipe, wipe, clean but I don't trust it.
Wipe, wipe, wipe, "Whoa, good thing I didn't stop while I was ahead." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:11
Wipe, wipe, wipe, "Whoa, good thing I didn't stop ...
He washes his hands, gets in his car and goes, po-poop! "Home." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
He washes his hands, gets in his car and goes, po-poop! &quo...
Like, I know there's cams and stuff but for the most part it was earlier. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
Like, I know there's cams and stuff but for the most pa...
We know shit they don't know. They're back then, like... - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
We know shit they don't know. They're back then, l...
"Oh, what if Hillary is gonna win?" Like, they don't know. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
"Oh, what if Hillary is gonna win?" Like, they don...
"When's the McRib coming back?" They're in the dark. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
"When's the McRib coming back?" They're ...
We're the dumdums that are home, just going, it's now in my mind. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
We're the dumdums that are home, just going, it's ...
But I'm off porn. I go off and on, it's hard, it's addictive - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:11
But I'm off porn. I go off and on, it's hard, it&#...
Was watching it, I was mastur... I was masturbating, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
Was watching it, I was mastur... I was masturbating,
I was masturbating and went... I'm sorry. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
I was masturbating and went... I'm sorry.
And when I was finishing... I didn't give the order to say anything - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
And when I was finishing... I didn't give the order to ...
Because it wasn't. It wasn't worth it. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
Because it wasn't. It wasn't worth it.
That dirty feeling I had to carry around with me the rest of the day? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
That dirty feeling I had to carry around with me the rest of...
I had to go to the post office. There's kids and old women there, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
I had to go to the post office. There's kids and old wo...
I don't even mean the acting before the sex, where they're, like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
I don't even mean the acting before the sex, where they...
I'm talking about the acting during the sex. For the most part it's normal - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
I'm talking about the acting during the sex. For the mo...
The last one I saw, this is an accurate impression. I'll send you the link. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
The last one I saw, this is an accurate impression. I'l...
So woman was going nuts. So regular sexing, just normal stuff, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
So woman was going nuts. So regular sexing, just normal stuf...
"Fuck that pussy." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:15
"Fuck that pussy."