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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

They tell you, swing the baby.This is code for kind of shake your baby

They tell you, swing the baby.
This is code for kind of shake your baby

Full Transcript

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They tell you, swing the baby. This is code
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for kind of shake your baby.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:57
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
The baby starts crying a little bit, you shake it a bit, and it works. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
The baby starts crying a little bit, you shake it a bit, and...
And it starts crying a lot, turned bright red, screaming in your face, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
And it starts crying a lot, turned bright red, screaming in ...
The logic tracks but you can't, because you know... Sure some of you know. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
The logic tracks but you can't, because you know... Sur...
You know what happens, what the disease is called if you shake a baby? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
You know what happens, what the disease is called if you sha...
Shaken... Yes. Shaken baby syndrome. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
Shaken... Yes. Shaken baby syndrome.
It's the name of the disease. It might as well be called Dad Lost It. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
It's the name of the disease. It might as well be calle...
The disease includes what happened. It's like a shame disease. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
The disease includes what happened. It's like a shame d...
It's made to dissuade you from doing it because you can't be casual. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
It's made to dissuade you from doing it because you can...
"Yeah, I got to go home. My baby's got a little bit of jaundice. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
"Yeah, I got to go home. My baby's got a little bi...
It's not a big deal. She's just working through some jaundice." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
It's not a big deal. She's just working through so...
"My baby has got - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:18
"My baby has got
It's in the air." Everyone knows some shit went down. There's no excuse. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
It's in the air." Everyone knows some shit went do...
You can't be like, "Yeah, we went off-roading, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:14
You can't be like, "Yeah, we went off-roading,
I put her on my cell phone, it was on vibrate, got a few calls. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
I put her on my cell phone, it was on vibrate, got a few cal...
I haven't... I've never shaken the baby. You don't shake the baby. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
I haven't... I've never shaken the baby. You don&#...
I wish someone told me. I'm like, "Am I a monster?" - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:11
I wish someone told me. I'm like, "Am I a monster?...
And it's not that hard, getting a dog... I never had a dog my whole life. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
And it's not that hard, getting a dog... I never had a ...
Getting a dog, honestly, was more confusing than getting a baby. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
Getting a dog, honestly, was more confusing than getting a b...
Honestly, getting a dog was different because it's a fucking dog, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
Honestly, getting a dog was different because it's a fu...
You're like, "You wanna be in here?" - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
You're like, "You wanna be in here?"