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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

They're rolling their own cigarettes

They're rolling their own cigarettes

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They're rolling their own cigarettes.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:36
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
When I left the house with my dog, I toss a tuna steak and do a barrel roll - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:10
When I left the house with my dog, I toss a tuna steak and d...
But if you have a cat and you see your cat, you're excited. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
But if you have a cat and you see your cat, you're exci...
It's like a B-list celebrity sighting. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
It's like a B-list celebrity sighting.
It's like seeing John Stamos napping in a sunbeam in your kitchen. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
It's like seeing John Stamos napping in a sunbeam in yo...
Like, "Oh, my God. We have a cat?" Scoop it up. "I knew I wasn't crazy." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:13
Like, "Oh, my God. We have a cat?" Scoop it up. &q...
Put the cat down, he's like, "Don't tag me. Don't tag me." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
Put the cat down, he's like, "Don't tag me. D...
When he goes out of town, he has to tape newspaper - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:20
When he goes out of town, he has to tape newspaper
Hey, hey, hey. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
Hey, hey, hey.
But when my neighbor told me his little dog doesn't understand reflections, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:10
But when my neighbor told me his little dog doesn't und...
I'm a human being, I don't understand reflections. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
I'm a human being, I don't understand reflections.
You're telling me a slightly larger dog is like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
You're telling me a slightly larger dog is like,
"That ain't me. I'm me. That looks like me. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
"That ain't me. I'm me. That looks like me.
I know what I look like, but that's a trick of the eye. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
I know what I look like, but that's a trick of the eye.
Life, it's a mystery." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
Life, it's a mystery."
It's both. Some of the particles go through the glass, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
It's both. Some of the particles go through the glass,
But then a rather arbitrary amount bounce back and frame me in light. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
But then a rather arbitrary amount bounce back and frame me ...
I love science." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
I love science."
I love it. I love science and licking my own asshole." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
I love it. I love science and licking my own asshole."
I got married this year, big year, baby and marry. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
I got married this year, big year, baby and marry.
Sweet Lady Val. I'm glad you guys are pro-baby. I'm glad you're pro-marriage. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
Sweet Lady Val. I'm glad you guys are pro-baby. I'...