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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

Was watching it, I was mastur...I was masturbating, It'd be weird if I was just like...

Was watching it, I was mastur...
I was masturbating, It'd be weird if I was just like "Aha."

Full Transcript

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Was watching it, I was mastur... I was masturbating,
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It'd be weird if I was just like "Aha."
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:30
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
I was masturbating and went... I'm sorry. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
I was masturbating and went... I'm sorry.
And when I was finishing... I didn't give the order to say anything - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
And when I was finishing... I didn't give the order to ...
Because it wasn't. It wasn't worth it. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
Because it wasn't. It wasn't worth it.
That dirty feeling I had to carry around with me the rest of the day? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
That dirty feeling I had to carry around with me the rest of...
I had to go to the post office. There's kids and old women there, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
I had to go to the post office. There's kids and old wo...
I don't even mean the acting before the sex, where they're, like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
I don't even mean the acting before the sex, where they...
I'm talking about the acting during the sex. For the most part it's normal - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
I'm talking about the acting during the sex. For the mo...
The last one I saw, this is an accurate impression. I'll send you the link. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
The last one I saw, this is an accurate impression. I'l...
So woman was going nuts. So regular sexing, just normal stuff, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
So woman was going nuts. So regular sexing, just normal stuf...
"Fuck that pussy." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:15
"Fuck that pussy."
Like, what are you doing? Have you had sex before? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
Like, what are you doing? Have you had sex before?
This isn't an exorcism. People are trying to masturbate. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
This isn't an exorcism. People are trying to masturbate...
There's no script, we let you improvise and this is what you come in with? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
There's no script, we let you improvise and this is wha...
In her trailer in front of the mirror before just, like, "I'll be right out." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
In her trailer in front of the mirror before just, like, &qu...
"Fuck that pussy." Nope, nope, not quite right. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
"Fuck that pussy." Nope, nope, not quite right.
"Fuck that pussy." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
"Fuck that pussy."
Thank you so, so, so, much. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
Thank you so, so, so, much.