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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

We all just act like it's normal, like,"Everything's made of molecules." "Okay." "Got...

We all just act like it's normal, like,
"Everything's made of molecules." "Okay." "Got it.
I'll never think about that again." I'm made of molecules, you're made of
molecules. The air between us, too

Full Transcript

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We all just act like it's normal, like, "Everything's made of molecules."
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"Okay."
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"Got it. I'll never think about that again."
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I'm made of molecules, you're made of molecules. The air between us, too.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:49
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
That makes no fucking sense. These molecules know they're molecules? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
That makes no fucking sense. These molecules know they'...
These molecules are like, "I'm Pete." That doesn't make any sense. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
These molecules are like, "I'm Pete." That do...
This stool is made of molecules, the same molecules in my hand. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
This stool is made of molecules, the same molecules in my ha...
Some of the molecules in this stool went into me while I've been talking. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
Some of the molecules in this stool went into me while I...
And when I knock these molecules into these molecules, when we ask Science, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
And when I knock these molecules into these molecules, when ...
That doesn't make any fucking sense. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
That doesn't make any fucking sense.
I'm open to anything. If I died... Listen to me, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:18
I'm open to anything. If I died... Listen to me,
It makes me wonder like, I wonder as a thought experiment - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:11
It makes me wonder like, I wonder as a thought experiment
If we were all just hanging out in some sort of primordial area, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
If we were all just hanging out in some sort of primordial a...
He's like, "You believe in life?" - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:23
He's like, "You believe in life?"
I see that for sure. And I'm not afraid of nothing. I'm not afraid of nothing. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
I see that for sure. And I'm not afraid of nothing. I&#...
Who fucking cares? It's nothing. If you're nothing, but you're like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
Who fucking cares? It's nothing. If you're nothing...
Just jump off the high dive into soft, dark soil and you're like, "Bye, Pete." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:12
Just jump off the high dive into soft, dark soil and you...
Be reasonable. There's no fucking hell. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
Be reasonable. There's no fucking hell.
Don't wanna be wrong about that one. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
Don't wanna be wrong about that one.
If there is a hell, I don't think the worst part will be the torture. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
If there is a hell, I don't think the worst part will b...
The worst part would be that we don't get breaks to talk about the torture. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
The worst part would be that we don't get breaks to tal...
And we all just gather in a common area, drink boiling water. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
And we all just gather in a common area, drink boiling water...
Just like, "What are they doing to you?" - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
Just like, "What are they doing to you?"
It's like tiny little crabs and they're eating me real slow." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:21
It's like tiny little crabs and they're eating me ...