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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

What I'm saying is enjoy everything,this is all we have, or maybe it's not, I don't know.I...

What I'm saying is enjoy everything,
this is all we have, or maybe it's not, I don't know.
I won't make fun of your answers

Full Transcript

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What I'm saying is enjoy everything, this is all we have,
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or maybe it's not, I don't know. I won't make fun of your answers.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:36
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
You don't think there's evidence, but you're open to it. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
You don't think there's evidence, but you're ...
And who thinks it's just dead over, you just unplug the TV, boom? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
And who thinks it's just dead over, you just unplug the...
I think you're all right. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
I think you're all right.
They all say the same thing to me, they're like, "Pete, think about it." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
They all say the same thing to me, they're like, "...
Makes no sense, an afterlife." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
Makes no sense, an afterlife."
You got to think about that again because an afterlife..." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:14
You got to think about that again because an afterlife...&qu...
You know what else makes no sense? Fucking this." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:18
You know what else makes no sense? Fucking this."
But my friends... Why not? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
But my friends... Why not?
But my friends are all, like, "No, man, there's this bullshit - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:22
But my friends are all, like, "No, man, there's th...
You're on a planet right now. You think you're in America? Zoom out. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
You're on a planet right now. You think you're in ...
You're on a space rock floating in nothingness, infinite nothingness. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
You're on a space rock floating in nothingness, infinit...
We all just act like it's normal, like, "Everything's made of molecules." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:16
We all just act like it's normal, like, "Everythin...
That makes no fucking sense. These molecules know they're molecules? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
That makes no fucking sense. These molecules know they'...
These molecules are like, "I'm Pete." That doesn't make any sense. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
These molecules are like, "I'm Pete." That do...
This stool is made of molecules, the same molecules in my hand. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
This stool is made of molecules, the same molecules in my ha...
Some of the molecules in this stool went into me while I've been talking. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
Some of the molecules in this stool went into me while I...
And when I knock these molecules into these molecules, when we ask Science, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
And when I knock these molecules into these molecules, when ...
That doesn't make any fucking sense. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
That doesn't make any fucking sense.
I'm open to anything. If I died... Listen to me, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:18
I'm open to anything. If I died... Listen to me,
It makes me wonder like, I wonder as a thought experiment - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:11
It makes me wonder like, I wonder as a thought experiment