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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

You got to think about that againbecause an afterlife..." "Afterlife makes no sense." And...

You got to think about that again
because an afterlife..." "Afterlife makes no sense." And I was like,
"Yeah, I agree with you

Full Transcript

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You got to think about that again because an afterlife..."
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"Afterlife makes no sense."
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And I was like, "Yeah, I agree with you.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:30
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
You know what else makes no sense? Fucking this." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:18
You know what else makes no sense? Fucking this."
But my friends... Why not? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
But my friends... Why not?
But my friends are all, like, "No, man, there's this bullshit - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:22
But my friends are all, like, "No, man, there's th...
You're on a planet right now. You think you're in America? Zoom out. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
You're on a planet right now. You think you're in ...
You're on a space rock floating in nothingness, infinite nothingness. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
You're on a space rock floating in nothingness, infinit...
We all just act like it's normal, like, "Everything's made of molecules." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:16
We all just act like it's normal, like, "Everythin...
That makes no fucking sense. These molecules know they're molecules? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
That makes no fucking sense. These molecules know they'...
These molecules are like, "I'm Pete." That doesn't make any sense. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
These molecules are like, "I'm Pete." That do...
This stool is made of molecules, the same molecules in my hand. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
This stool is made of molecules, the same molecules in my ha...
Some of the molecules in this stool went into me while I've been talking. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
Some of the molecules in this stool went into me while I...
And when I knock these molecules into these molecules, when we ask Science, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
And when I knock these molecules into these molecules, when ...
That doesn't make any fucking sense. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
That doesn't make any fucking sense.
I'm open to anything. If I died... Listen to me, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:18
I'm open to anything. If I died... Listen to me,
It makes me wonder like, I wonder as a thought experiment - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:11
It makes me wonder like, I wonder as a thought experiment
If we were all just hanging out in some sort of primordial area, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
If we were all just hanging out in some sort of primordial a...
He's like, "You believe in life?" - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:23
He's like, "You believe in life?"
I see that for sure. And I'm not afraid of nothing. I'm not afraid of nothing. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
I see that for sure. And I'm not afraid of nothing. I&#...
Who fucking cares? It's nothing. If you're nothing, but you're like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
Who fucking cares? It's nothing. If you're nothing...
Just jump off the high dive into soft, dark soil and you're like, "Bye, Pete." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:12
Just jump off the high dive into soft, dark soil and you...
Be reasonable. There's no fucking hell. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
Be reasonable. There's no fucking hell.