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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

You sleep, you just sleep different

You sleep, you just sleep different

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You sleep, you just sleep different.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:30
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
You sleep in bursts. Sleep for, like, three hours and you're up for an hour, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
You sleep in bursts. Sleep for, like, three hours and you�...
Because the best part of sleep is falling asleep. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
Because the best part of sleep is falling asleep.
It's the only part you're there for. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
It's the only part you're there for.
When you say you love sleep, you mean that moment where you're waiting like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
When you say you love sleep, you mean that moment where you&...
That's what you mean when you cascade into the caramel waterfall - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:19
That's what you mean when you cascade into the caramel ...
And because I have a baby now, I get to do this 22 times a night. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
And because I have a baby now, I get to do this 22 times a n...
I was getting up to pee anyway. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
I was getting up to pee anyway.
It's funny when you go to the hospital, you have the baby, they give you one. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
It's funny when you go to the hospital, you have the ba...
I knew it was my baby. My baby looks so much like me, it feels impolite. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
I knew it was my baby. My baby looks so much like me, it fee...
I was like, "Oh, shit. It's me." Like, that's not... - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
I was like, "Oh, shit. It's me." Like, that&#...
It's like my genes are assholes. They're bully genes. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
It's like my genes are assholes. They're bully gen...
They got in the mix and my genes were just like, "We don't want to jell!" - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:14
They got in the mix and my genes were just like, "We do...
You're supposed to go 50/50 with your wife, to puff puff pass the baby. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
You're supposed to go 50/50 with your wife, to puff puf...
They gave me the baby and I was like, "Face match ID, a hundred percent." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:11
They gave me the baby and I was like, "Face match ID, a...
They all give you the same advice every single nurse, there's like 20 nurses. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
They all give you the same advice every single nurse, there&...
They all told us, they go, "Hey, never shake a baby." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:11
They all told us, they go, "Hey, never shake a baby.&qu...
"Hey, listen up. Don't shake a baby." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:21
"Hey, listen up. Don't shake a baby."
Oh, you're gonna wanna shake the shit out of that baby. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
Oh, you're gonna wanna shake the shit out of that baby.
You are gonna be tempted as fuck to shake like a goddamn Etch A Sketch, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:14
You are gonna be tempted as fuck to shake like a goddamn Etc...
It's not like you're having a quiet night at home, the baby's in the crib - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
It's not like you're having a quiet night at home,...