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Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean

You're like, "Mom, dad, as you can see

You're like, "Mom, dad, as you can see

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You're like, "Mom, dad, as you can see,
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:44
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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[HBO] HD. Pete Holmes stars in his second special for HBO, taped in front of a sold-out live audience at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon.
This is what your son is into." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
This is what your son is into."
It's a little too much info. You know what I'm talking about? - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
It's a little too much info. You know what I'm tal...
Especially if you don't know them and they're just like, "This is Tina." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:12
Especially if you don't know them and they're just...
You're just like, "Yeah. This is what makes me rock hard." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:27
You're just like, "Yeah. This is what makes me roc...
We got engaged, some of you might know this story, in a hot air balloon - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
We got engaged, some of you might know this story, in a hot ...
I wrote it down, and four years later I was like, "It's time to get married. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
I wrote it down, and four years later I was like, "It&#...
I wanna get married. Let's go hot air balloon." She knew. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
I wanna get married. Let's go hot air balloon." Sh...
She knew what was up. It wasn't a surprise. She knew I was gonna propose. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
She knew what was up. It wasn't a surprise. She knew I ...
You can't just roll up to a hot air balloon - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
You can't just roll up to a hot air balloon
Would you like to hover in a basket for no reason?" - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:15
Would you like to hover in a basket for no reason?"
In fact, if she had been surprised, I might have called it off. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
In fact, if she had been surprised, I might have called it o...
The basket's fucking tiny, it's the size of four pizza boxes. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
The basket's fucking tiny, it's the size of four p...
So when I got in, it's already pretty much full. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
So when I got in, it's already pretty much full.
And then I was like, "This will be fine, Val. It'll be a romantic day." - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:07
And then I was like, "This will be fine, Val. It'l...
Of course, there's another guy to fly the balloon, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:08
Of course, there's another guy to fly the balloon,
I can feel the tickle of the stranger's whiskers, just like... - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:06
I can feel the tickle of the stranger's whiskers, just ...
I can feel the heat of his breath, and he was like a man's man. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
I can feel the heat of his breath, and he was like a man...
Wearing a Carhartt jacket with scuffs on and he's just watching me... - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:04
Wearing a Carhartt jacket with scuffs on and he's just ...
He was kind of ruining the day. He kept calling everything gay. - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:05
He was kind of ruining the day. He kept calling everything g...
I know. Biggest day of my life, he's up there just like, - Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean 00:09
I know. Biggest day of my life, he's up there just like...