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Peter Five Eight

Be just as picky with your manas you are with your selfies

Be just as picky with your man
as you are with your selfies

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Be just as picky with your man as you are with your selfies.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:05
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, thriller
Production
Ascent Films,Forever Safe Productions

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Movie Summary

A seemingly glamorous real estate agent in a small mountain community is revealed to be an unhinged alcoholic with a dark secret when a charismatic man in black shows up one day at the behest of his shadowy boss.
I should have been born with a warning label - Peter Five Eight 00:04
I should have been born with a warning label
I guess you don't know. - Peter Five Eight 00:06
I guess you don't know.
See, I should be getting fucked to sleep right now. - Peter Five Eight 00:06
See, I should be getting fucked to sleep right now.
But instead I'm lying here with you on top of me talking. - Peter Five Eight 00:06
But instead I'm lying here with you on top of me talkin...
And then slowly, slowly slide inside. - Peter Five Eight 00:06
And then slowly, slowly slide inside.
I'm just making sure you're doing okay. - Peter Five Eight 00:05
I'm just making sure you're doing okay.
You know, I can always smell it on you. - Peter Five Eight 00:05
You know, I can always smell it on you.
Always. No matter the time of day. - Peter Five Eight 00:06
Always. No matter the time of day.
Everybody knows you really ought to get that under - Peter Five Eight 00:10
Everybody knows you really ought to get that under
I'm saying this as a friend and coworker. - Peter Five Eight 00:06
I'm saying this as a friend and coworker.
Well, Willoughby, fat boy, I'm a bit concerned about your - Peter Five Eight 00:08
Well, Willoughby, fat boy, I'm a bit concerned about yo...
And by the way, large man, stop talking to Brenda about - Peter Five Eight 00:08
And by the way, large man, stop talking to Brenda about
What the fuck - Peter Five Eight 00:12
What the fuck
Well, what the - Peter Five Eight 00:06
Well, what the
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. - Peter Five Eight 00:06
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
Next time you come at me with a fucking attitude, you best - Peter Five Eight 00:10
Next time you come at me with a fucking attitude, you best
Dear sir, your former wife can be found at the following - Peter Five Eight 00:09
Dear sir, your former wife can be found at the following
Your presence is expected at said coordinates, and - Peter Five Eight 00:07
Your presence is expected at said coordinates, and
Failure to arrive in time will result in her termination. - Peter Five Eight 00:05
Failure to arrive in time will result in her termination.
For you to acknowledge this letter, or an attempt to - Peter Five Eight 00:08
For you to acknowledge this letter, or an attempt to