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Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby!

Absolutely nothingwill take down a Chinese person

Absolutely nothing
will take down a Chinese person

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Absolutely nothing will take down a Chinese person.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:44
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Phil Wang riffs on reheated rice, octopus intelligence and the importance of fact-checking in this special filmed at Shakespeare's Globe in London.
We get something called Asian flush. Don't know if you've heard of Asian flush. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
We get something called Asian flush. Don't know if you&...
Basically, if a Chinese person drinks a thimble of beer, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:11
Basically, if a Chinese person drinks a thimble of beer,
It's basically the Chinese body's way of alerting the user - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
It's basically the Chinese body's way of alerting ...
A large proportion of Chinese people are actually lactose intolerant. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
A large proportion of Chinese people are actually lactose in...
My, um... My sister dropped a real bombshell on us recently. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
My, um... My sister dropped a real bombshell on us recently.
She gathered us around, told us she's not eating octopus anymore. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
She gathered us around, told us she's not eating octopu...
I was like, "What? Who is this person I thought I knew?" - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
I was like, "What? Who is this person I thought I knew?...
'Cause she watched this documentary called My Octopus Teacher. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:14
'Cause she watched this documentary called My Octopus T...
In the documentary, this octopus and this white creep become friends, and... - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
In the documentary, this octopus and this white creep become...
It builds a shield out of shells, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
It builds a shield out of shells,
And my sister saw this documentary, and she goes, "Oh wow." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:17
And my sister saw this documentary, and she goes, "Oh w...
"Oh my God, no. Oh no." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
"Oh my God, no. Oh no."
Second, what does it matter how clever your food used to be? - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
Second, what does it matter how clever your food used to be?
We already give the animals of the sea a very simple intelligence test. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
We already give the animals of the sea a very simple intelli...
Does this big net full of your friends look safe? - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
Does this big net full of your friends look safe?
If you flunk those finals, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
If you flunk those finals,
People go, "How can you eat that animal? It's so clever." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:13
People go, "How can you eat that animal? It's so c...
I guess it's never been a requirement of mine - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
I guess it's never been a requirement of mine
What are we doing letting all these delicious geniuses wander around? - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
What are we doing letting all these delicious geniuses wande...
This philosophy of my sister's, to only eat things that are dumb, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:09
This philosophy of my sister's, to only eat things that...