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Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby!

And as of this point, I thought, "Aw, fuck, I haven't checked my dick yet."

And as of this point, I thought, "Aw, fuck, I haven't checked my dick yet."

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And as of this point, I thought,
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"Aw, fuck, I haven't checked my dick yet."
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:39
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Phil Wang riffs on reheated rice, octopus intelligence and the importance of fact-checking in this special filmed at Shakespeare's Globe in London.
I thought, "Crap, crap, crap, crap. What am I gonna do?" - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
I thought, "Crap, crap, crap, crap. What am I gonna do?...
And so I dropped my trousers, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
And so I dropped my trousers,
Realized I should've gone to the tool drawer first, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:10
Realized I should've gone to the tool drawer first,
There was genuinely a moment I was like, "Three meters, that should be enough." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
There was genuinely a moment I was like, "Three meters,...
I dropped my underpants, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:11
I dropped my underpants,
Now, like any good scientist, I made a note of my starting point. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
Now, like any good scientist, I made a note of my starting p...
That is more than twice my starting point. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
That is more than twice my starting point.
But the journey of 1,000 miles begins with one stroke. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
But the journey of 1,000 miles begins with one stroke.
You might think that writing a book is a sophisticated endeavor. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
You might think that writing a book is a sophisticated endea...
It doesn't feel that way when you're wanking alone in the living room. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
It doesn't feel that way when you're wanking alone...
Trying to give yourself a bit of length, to give yourself the best chance - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
Trying to give yourself a bit of length, to give yourself th...
I don't know if you've ever had a wank that was primarily admin, but... - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
I don't know if you've ever had a wank that was pr...
Doesn't exactly get the blood flowing to have a graph pad open at the same time. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
Doesn't exactly get the blood flowing to have a graph p...
A whole inch in no time at all. I was like, "Wow!" - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
A whole inch in no time at all. I was like, "Wow!"
Another moment, looked down again, five inches. I was like, "Wow!" - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
Another moment, looked down again, five inches. I was like, ...
Maybe that's the change I have to make. I'll happily call with that edit. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
Maybe that's the change I have to make. I'll happi...
But as soon as I think that, I look down again, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
But as soon as I think that, I look down again,
- Don't make me make this phone call! - Come on, you piece of shit! - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
- Don't make me make this phone call! - Come on, you pi...
I started getting desperate. I started trying different positions. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
I started getting desperate. I started trying different posi...
Nothing would help or work or get me to that six inches I needed. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
Nothing would help or work or get me to that six inches I ne...