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Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby!

And tell us each individual change, then we'll do it here." An office of...

and tell us each individual change, then we'll do it here." An office of predominantly
beautiful, accomplished women

Full Transcript

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...and tell us each individual change,
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then we'll do it here."
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An office of predominantly beautiful, accomplished women.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:29
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Phil Wang riffs on reheated rice, octopus intelligence and the importance of fact-checking in this special filmed at Shakespeare's Globe in London.
And as of this point, I thought, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
And as of this point, I thought,
I thought, "Crap, crap, crap, crap. What am I gonna do?" - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
I thought, "Crap, crap, crap, crap. What am I gonna do?...
And so I dropped my trousers, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
And so I dropped my trousers,
Realized I should've gone to the tool drawer first, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:10
Realized I should've gone to the tool drawer first,
There was genuinely a moment I was like, "Three meters, that should be enough." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
There was genuinely a moment I was like, "Three meters,...
I dropped my underpants, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:11
I dropped my underpants,
Now, like any good scientist, I made a note of my starting point. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
Now, like any good scientist, I made a note of my starting p...
That is more than twice my starting point. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
That is more than twice my starting point.
But the journey of 1,000 miles begins with one stroke. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
But the journey of 1,000 miles begins with one stroke.
You might think that writing a book is a sophisticated endeavor. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
You might think that writing a book is a sophisticated endea...
It doesn't feel that way when you're wanking alone in the living room. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
It doesn't feel that way when you're wanking alone...
Trying to give yourself a bit of length, to give yourself the best chance - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
Trying to give yourself a bit of length, to give yourself th...
I don't know if you've ever had a wank that was primarily admin, but... - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
I don't know if you've ever had a wank that was pr...
Doesn't exactly get the blood flowing to have a graph pad open at the same time. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
Doesn't exactly get the blood flowing to have a graph p...
A whole inch in no time at all. I was like, "Wow!" - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
A whole inch in no time at all. I was like, "Wow!"
Another moment, looked down again, five inches. I was like, "Wow!" - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
Another moment, looked down again, five inches. I was like, ...
Maybe that's the change I have to make. I'll happily call with that edit. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
Maybe that's the change I have to make. I'll happi...
But as soon as I think that, I look down again, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
But as soon as I think that, I look down again,
- Don't make me make this phone call! - Come on, you piece of shit! - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
- Don't make me make this phone call! - Come on, you pi...
I started getting desperate. I started trying different positions. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
I started getting desperate. I started trying different posi...