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Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby!

"Chinese guys, small dicks." "Japanese guys, small dicks." "Phil Wang specifically, small...

"Chinese guys, small dicks." "Japanese guys, small dicks." "Phil Wang specifically, small dick." I was like,
"Enough of these broad generalizations!" I sat down.
I was writing a response to this

Full Transcript

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"Chinese guys, small dicks."
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"Japanese guys, small dicks."
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"Phil Wang specifically, small dick."
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I was like, "Enough of these broad generalizations!"
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I sat down. I was writing a response to this.
Duration
19 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:59
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Phil Wang riffs on reheated rice, octopus intelligence and the importance of fact-checking in this special filmed at Shakespeare's Globe in London.
I was getting all sassy in my book. "You probably heard this cruel joke, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:24
I was getting all sassy in my book. "You probably heard...
Making a mental note to check that was correct, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
Making a mental note to check that was correct,
Now, as you all know, with any big project - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
Now, as you all know, with any big project
Eventually, a couple months down the line, I was on the phone to my publisher, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:27
Eventually, a couple months down the line, I was on the phon...
...and tell us each individual change, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:10
...and tell us each individual change,
And as of this point, I thought, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
And as of this point, I thought,
I thought, "Crap, crap, crap, crap. What am I gonna do?" - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
I thought, "Crap, crap, crap, crap. What am I gonna do?...
And so I dropped my trousers, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
And so I dropped my trousers,
Realized I should've gone to the tool drawer first, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:10
Realized I should've gone to the tool drawer first,
There was genuinely a moment I was like, "Three meters, that should be enough." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
There was genuinely a moment I was like, "Three meters,...
I dropped my underpants, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:11
I dropped my underpants,
Now, like any good scientist, I made a note of my starting point. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
Now, like any good scientist, I made a note of my starting p...
That is more than twice my starting point. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
That is more than twice my starting point.
But the journey of 1,000 miles begins with one stroke. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
But the journey of 1,000 miles begins with one stroke.
You might think that writing a book is a sophisticated endeavor. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
You might think that writing a book is a sophisticated endea...
It doesn't feel that way when you're wanking alone in the living room. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
It doesn't feel that way when you're wanking alone...
Trying to give yourself a bit of length, to give yourself the best chance - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
Trying to give yourself a bit of length, to give yourself th...
I don't know if you've ever had a wank that was primarily admin, but... - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
I don't know if you've ever had a wank that was pr...
Doesn't exactly get the blood flowing to have a graph pad open at the same time. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
Doesn't exactly get the blood flowing to have a graph p...
A whole inch in no time at all. I was like, "Wow!" - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
A whole inch in no time at all. I was like, "Wow!"