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Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby!

"Hey, you!" "Where'd you buy your hat?" "The bin?" And he'd be like, "Hey!" And then I'd...

"Hey, you!" "Where'd you buy your hat?" "The bin?" And he'd be like, "Hey!" And then I'd just run into
the nearest Chinese restaurant

Full Transcript

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"Hey, you!"
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"Where'd you buy your hat?"
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"The bin?"
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And he'd be like, "Hey!"
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And then I'd just run into the nearest Chinese restaurant.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:01
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Phil Wang riffs on reheated rice, octopus intelligence and the importance of fact-checking in this special filmed at Shakespeare's Globe in London.
"Where'd he go? Where'd he go?" - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:19
"Where'd he go? Where'd he go?"
I ordered it online, and it took two months for this sofa to arrive. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
I ordered it online, and it took two months for this sofa to...
I didn't have anything soft to sit on in my house, at all, for two months. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
I didn't have anything soft to sit on in my house, at a...
I watched TV sat on a dining chair - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
I watched TV sat on a dining chair
Um, I managed to write a book. I got to write a book recently. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
Um, I managed to write a book. I got to write a book recentl...
I learned a lot about the writing process I did not previously know. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
I learned a lot about the writing process I did not previous...
For example, it turns out, when you write a book, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
For example, it turns out, when you write a book,
I thought you just wrote whatever the hell you wanted - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
I thought you just wrote whatever the hell you wanted
Then they'd be like, "Yeah, it's fine, whatever." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
Then they'd be like, "Yeah, it's fine, whatev...
This put me in a bit of a bind 'cause I was writing my book, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:09
This put me in a bit of a bind 'cause I was writing my ...
I was writing this part in my book - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
I was writing this part in my book
You know? So, sexually ridiculed in popular Western culture. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
You know? So, sexually ridiculed in popular Western culture.
As an example of this phenomenon, I was talking about this joke in the West - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:09
As an example of this phenomenon, I was talking about this j...
"Chinese guys, small dicks." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:19
"Chinese guys, small dicks."
I was getting all sassy in my book. "You probably heard this cruel joke, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:24
I was getting all sassy in my book. "You probably heard...
Making a mental note to check that was correct, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
Making a mental note to check that was correct,
Now, as you all know, with any big project - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
Now, as you all know, with any big project
Eventually, a couple months down the line, I was on the phone to my publisher, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:27
Eventually, a couple months down the line, I was on the phon...
...and tell us each individual change, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:10
...and tell us each individual change,
And as of this point, I thought, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
And as of this point, I thought,