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Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby!

I did this show the other night, and afterwardssomeone messaged me on Instagram, and he...

I did this show the other night, and afterwards
someone messaged me on Instagram, and he said, "Great show, Phil.
I'm gonna do it, I'll reheat some rice." And I said,
"Nice one, brother, live your life."

Full Transcript

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I did this show the other night,
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and afterwards someone messaged me on Instagram,
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and he said, "Great show, Phil. I'm gonna do it, I'll reheat some rice."
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And I said, "Nice one, brother, live your life."
Duration
12 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:58
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Phil Wang riffs on reheated rice, octopus intelligence and the importance of fact-checking in this special filmed at Shakespeare's Globe in London.
I don't wanna play with fire here, 'cause maybe there's something to it. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
I don't wanna play with fire here, 'cause maybe th...
Maybe the British digestive system can't handle the reheated rice. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
Maybe the British digestive system can't handle the reh...
'Cause I have noticed that British people do love - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
'Cause I have noticed that British people do love
Asian people don't get food poisoning. It's a white tradition. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
Asian people don't get food poisoning. It's a whit...
We don't have it. We have food, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
We don't have it. We have food,
We don't have, uh, this fusion cuisine... - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
We don't have, uh, this fusion cuisine...
You go on holiday with a British person, you have to set aside two days at least. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
You go on holiday with a British person, you have to set asi...
Doesn't matter where you're going. India, Morocco, Wales. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
Doesn't matter where you're going. India, Morocco,...
Went out with an all-white British crew in Egypt, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
Went out with an all-white British crew in Egypt,
But these guys were on the Imodium Tour of Egypt, apparently. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
But these guys were on the Imodium Tour of Egypt, apparently...
I'd wake up, someone would run to me, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:16
I'd wake up, someone would run to me,
"Oh no, my drink had local ice in the drink." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
"Oh no, my drink had local ice in the drink."
"Oh no, my toast wasn't fully toasted." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
"Oh no, my toast wasn't fully toasted."
"Mmm. Sorry to hear that, guys." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:10
"Mmm. Sorry to hear that, guys."
Yellow privilege. We don't get it. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
Yellow privilege. We don't get it.
Absolutely nothing will take down a Chinese person. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
Absolutely nothing will take down a Chinese person.
We get something called Asian flush. Don't know if you've heard of Asian flush. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
We get something called Asian flush. Don't know if you&...
Basically, if a Chinese person drinks a thimble of beer, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:11
Basically, if a Chinese person drinks a thimble of beer,
It's basically the Chinese body's way of alerting the user - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
It's basically the Chinese body's way of alerting ...
A large proportion of Chinese people are actually lactose intolerant. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
A large proportion of Chinese people are actually lactose in...