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I thought you just wrote whatever the hell you wanted
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Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby!

I thought you just wrotewhatever the hell you wanted and paid someone to check it out

I thought you just wrote
whatever the hell you wanted and paid someone to check it out

Full Transcript

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I thought you just wrote whatever the hell you wanted
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and paid someone to check it out.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:19
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Phil Wang riffs on reheated rice, octopus intelligence and the importance of fact-checking in this special filmed at Shakespeare's Globe in London.
Then they'd be like, "Yeah, it's fine, whatever." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
Then they'd be like, "Yeah, it's fine, whatev...
This put me in a bit of a bind 'cause I was writing my book, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:09
This put me in a bit of a bind 'cause I was writing my ...
I was writing this part in my book - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
I was writing this part in my book
You know? So, sexually ridiculed in popular Western culture. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
You know? So, sexually ridiculed in popular Western culture.
As an example of this phenomenon, I was talking about this joke in the West - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:09
As an example of this phenomenon, I was talking about this j...
"Chinese guys, small dicks." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:19
"Chinese guys, small dicks."
I was getting all sassy in my book. "You probably heard this cruel joke, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:24
I was getting all sassy in my book. "You probably heard...
Making a mental note to check that was correct, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
Making a mental note to check that was correct,
Now, as you all know, with any big project - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
Now, as you all know, with any big project
Eventually, a couple months down the line, I was on the phone to my publisher, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:27
Eventually, a couple months down the line, I was on the phon...
...and tell us each individual change, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:10
...and tell us each individual change,
And as of this point, I thought, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
And as of this point, I thought,
I thought, "Crap, crap, crap, crap. What am I gonna do?" - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
I thought, "Crap, crap, crap, crap. What am I gonna do?...
And so I dropped my trousers, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
And so I dropped my trousers,
Realized I should've gone to the tool drawer first, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:10
Realized I should've gone to the tool drawer first,
There was genuinely a moment I was like, "Three meters, that should be enough." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
There was genuinely a moment I was like, "Three meters,...
I dropped my underpants, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:11
I dropped my underpants,
Now, like any good scientist, I made a note of my starting point. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
Now, like any good scientist, I made a note of my starting p...
That is more than twice my starting point. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
That is more than twice my starting point.
But the journey of 1,000 miles begins with one stroke. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
But the journey of 1,000 miles begins with one stroke.