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Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby!

If you flunk those finals, you pass the entry exam into my mouth

If you flunk those finals, you pass the entry exam into my mouth

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If you flunk those finals,
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you pass the entry exam into my mouth.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:24
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Phil Wang riffs on reheated rice, octopus intelligence and the importance of fact-checking in this special filmed at Shakespeare's Globe in London.
People go, "How can you eat that animal? It's so clever." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:13
People go, "How can you eat that animal? It's so c...
I guess it's never been a requirement of mine - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
I guess it's never been a requirement of mine
What are we doing letting all these delicious geniuses wander around? - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
What are we doing letting all these delicious geniuses wande...
This philosophy of my sister's, to only eat things that are dumb, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:09
This philosophy of my sister's, to only eat things that...
You know? Like, what's my sister going to do after the nuclear apocalypse? - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
You know? Like, what's my sister going to do after the ...
Two days for the rice, all I'm saying. Two days, you should be all right. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
Two days for the rice, all I'm saying. Two days, you sh...
Lovely to be here. Thank you for coming. This is pretty cool, huh? - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
Lovely to be here. Thank you for coming. This is pretty cool...
I find that naked flame and wood - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
I find that naked flame and wood
Thank you so much for coming to the beautiful Sam Wanamaker Playhouse - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
Thank you so much for coming to the beautiful Sam Wanamaker ...
Now, I'm not originally from, uh, Sam Wanamaker Playhouse. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
Now, I'm not originally from, uh, Sam Wanamaker Playhou...
I'm from the south of England. I'm originally from the south of England. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
I'm from the south of England. I'm originally from...
My dad is a Chinese Malaysian man from Borneo. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
My dad is a Chinese Malaysian man from Borneo.
And my mother is a white lady from Stoke-on-Trent. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
And my mother is a white lady from Stoke-on-Trent.
But she left Stoke in the '80s, she moved to Borneo, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
But she left Stoke in the '80s, she moved to Borneo,
So these are the two islands of my life, Borneo and Britain. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
So these are the two islands of my life, Borneo and Britain.
And I've come to realize they're actually quite different. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
And I've come to realize they're actually quite di...
It has a prominent role in a lot of global events. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
It has a prominent role in a lot of global events.
It's still very early on in its development cycle, you know. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
It's still very early on in its development cycle, you ...
On Instagram I follow both BBC News and local Borneo news. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
On Instagram I follow both BBC News and local Borneo news.
I'll hit BBC News, and it'll say, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:16
I'll hit BBC News, and it'll say,