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Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby!

"Mmm. Sorry to hear that, guys." "Hope you get better soon. Yum." I've never had food...

"Mmm. Sorry to hear that, guys." "Hope you get better soon. Yum." I've never had food poisoning,
Chinese people don't get it

Full Transcript

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"Mmm. Sorry to hear that, guys."
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"Hope you get better soon. Yum."
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I've never had food poisoning, Chinese people don't get it.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:28
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Phil Wang riffs on reheated rice, octopus intelligence and the importance of fact-checking in this special filmed at Shakespeare's Globe in London.
Yellow privilege. We don't get it. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
Yellow privilege. We don't get it.
Absolutely nothing will take down a Chinese person. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
Absolutely nothing will take down a Chinese person.
We get something called Asian flush. Don't know if you've heard of Asian flush. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
We get something called Asian flush. Don't know if you&...
Basically, if a Chinese person drinks a thimble of beer, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:11
Basically, if a Chinese person drinks a thimble of beer,
It's basically the Chinese body's way of alerting the user - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
It's basically the Chinese body's way of alerting ...
A large proportion of Chinese people are actually lactose intolerant. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
A large proportion of Chinese people are actually lactose in...
My, um... My sister dropped a real bombshell on us recently. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
My, um... My sister dropped a real bombshell on us recently.
She gathered us around, told us she's not eating octopus anymore. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
She gathered us around, told us she's not eating octopu...
I was like, "What? Who is this person I thought I knew?" - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
I was like, "What? Who is this person I thought I knew?...
'Cause she watched this documentary called My Octopus Teacher. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:14
'Cause she watched this documentary called My Octopus T...
In the documentary, this octopus and this white creep become friends, and... - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
In the documentary, this octopus and this white creep become...
It builds a shield out of shells, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
It builds a shield out of shells,
And my sister saw this documentary, and she goes, "Oh wow." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:17
And my sister saw this documentary, and she goes, "Oh w...
"Oh my God, no. Oh no." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
"Oh my God, no. Oh no."
Second, what does it matter how clever your food used to be? - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
Second, what does it matter how clever your food used to be?
We already give the animals of the sea a very simple intelligence test. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
We already give the animals of the sea a very simple intelli...
Does this big net full of your friends look safe? - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
Does this big net full of your friends look safe?
If you flunk those finals, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
If you flunk those finals,
People go, "How can you eat that animal? It's so clever." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:13
People go, "How can you eat that animal? It's so c...
I guess it's never been a requirement of mine - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
I guess it's never been a requirement of mine