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Not even a bit. It's all nonsense
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Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby!

Not even a bit. It's all nonsense

Not even a bit. It's all nonsense

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Not even a bit. It's all nonsense.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:09
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Phil Wang riffs on reheated rice, octopus intelligence and the importance of fact-checking in this special filmed at Shakespeare's Globe in London.
Chinese medicine is not so much a science - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
Chinese medicine is not so much a science
The main hunch being, apparently, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
The main hunch being, apparently,
You'll go down to the Chinese pharmacy, and there'll be shelves lined with jars, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
You'll go down to the Chinese pharmacy, and there'...
And you eat the dried seahorse, and that'll, like, increase your libido. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
And you eat the dried seahorse, and that'll, like, incr...
You drink the bird's nest soup, and that'll amplify your, uh, libido. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
You drink the bird's nest soup, and that'll amplif...
Eighty-five percent of Chinese medicine is about giving you an erection. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
Eighty-five percent of Chinese medicine is about giving you ...
My dad, he pushed past all that stuff, went to the Chinese pharmacist, and said, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:11
My dad, he pushed past all that stuff, went to the Chinese p...
He came back home, and he handed me this ancient looking Chinese cup. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
He came back home, and he handed me this ancient looking Chi...
And he said, "Drink." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:09
And he said, "Drink."
I looked at this stuff. I was terrified. I had no idea what it was. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
I looked at this stuff. I was terrified. I had no idea what ...
I was like, "What animal is this from?" - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
I was like, "What animal is this from?"
So I closed my eyes and downed it all. It was bitter, it was disgusting. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
So I closed my eyes and downed it all. It was bitter, it was...
Who'd have thought, a dick joke in a Shakespearean theater? - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
Who'd have thought, a dick joke in a Shakespearean thea...
Anyway, two days for the rice. That's all I'm trying to say. Two days. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
Anyway, two days for the rice. That's all I'm tryi...
There's enough fear in this country as is, I don't need you scared of rice. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
There's enough fear in this country as is, I don't...
I travel this country touring, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
I travel this country touring,
I look in the eyes of the British people and I see fear. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
I look in the eyes of the British people and I see fear.
People ask me, "Phil, what are the public afraid of?" - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:10
People ask me, "Phil, what are the public afraid of?&qu...
From what I can tell, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:16
From what I can tell,
I've never seen fear like it in my life. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
I've never seen fear like it in my life.