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Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby!

"Oh, no, after you" "Oh, no, I'm sorry." "Excuse me,I think you dropped your baby."...

"Oh, no, after you" "Oh, no, I'm sorry." "Excuse me,
I think you dropped your baby." Pathetic. I didn't use to be like this
back when I was anonymous

Full Transcript

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"Oh, no, after you"
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"Oh, no, I'm sorry."
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"Excuse me, I think you dropped your baby."
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Pathetic. I didn't use to be like this back when I was anonymous.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:40
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Phil Wang riffs on reheated rice, octopus intelligence and the importance of fact-checking in this special filmed at Shakespeare's Globe in London.
I'd walk around town being an asshole to people, with no consequences at all. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
I'd walk around town being an asshole to people, with n...
Just walk around saying mean shit to strangers in the street. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
Just walk around saying mean shit to strangers in the street...
"Hey, you!" - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:15
"Hey, you!"
"Where'd he go? Where'd he go?" - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:19
"Where'd he go? Where'd he go?"
I ordered it online, and it took two months for this sofa to arrive. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
I ordered it online, and it took two months for this sofa to...
I didn't have anything soft to sit on in my house, at all, for two months. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
I didn't have anything soft to sit on in my house, at a...
I watched TV sat on a dining chair - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
I watched TV sat on a dining chair
Um, I managed to write a book. I got to write a book recently. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
Um, I managed to write a book. I got to write a book recentl...
I learned a lot about the writing process I did not previously know. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
I learned a lot about the writing process I did not previous...
For example, it turns out, when you write a book, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
For example, it turns out, when you write a book,
I thought you just wrote whatever the hell you wanted - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
I thought you just wrote whatever the hell you wanted
Then they'd be like, "Yeah, it's fine, whatever." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
Then they'd be like, "Yeah, it's fine, whatev...
This put me in a bit of a bind 'cause I was writing my book, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:09
This put me in a bit of a bind 'cause I was writing my ...
I was writing this part in my book - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
I was writing this part in my book
You know? So, sexually ridiculed in popular Western culture. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
You know? So, sexually ridiculed in popular Western culture.
As an example of this phenomenon, I was talking about this joke in the West - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:09
As an example of this phenomenon, I was talking about this j...
"Chinese guys, small dicks." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:19
"Chinese guys, small dicks."
I was getting all sassy in my book. "You probably heard this cruel joke, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:24
I was getting all sassy in my book. "You probably heard...
Making a mental note to check that was correct, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
Making a mental note to check that was correct,
Now, as you all know, with any big project - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
Now, as you all know, with any big project