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Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby!

Then they'd be like,"Yeah, it's fine, whatever." No, you do it all yourself.It's not like...

Then they'd be like,
"Yeah, it's fine, whatever." No, you do it all yourself.
It's not like that at all

Full Transcript

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Then they'd be like, "Yeah, it's fine, whatever."
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No, you do it all yourself. It's not like that at all.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:25
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Phil Wang riffs on reheated rice, octopus intelligence and the importance of fact-checking in this special filmed at Shakespeare's Globe in London.
This put me in a bit of a bind 'cause I was writing my book, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:09
This put me in a bit of a bind 'cause I was writing my ...
I was writing this part in my book - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
I was writing this part in my book
You know? So, sexually ridiculed in popular Western culture. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
You know? So, sexually ridiculed in popular Western culture.
As an example of this phenomenon, I was talking about this joke in the West - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:09
As an example of this phenomenon, I was talking about this j...
"Chinese guys, small dicks." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:19
"Chinese guys, small dicks."
I was getting all sassy in my book. "You probably heard this cruel joke, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:24
I was getting all sassy in my book. "You probably heard...
Making a mental note to check that was correct, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
Making a mental note to check that was correct,
Now, as you all know, with any big project - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
Now, as you all know, with any big project
Eventually, a couple months down the line, I was on the phone to my publisher, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:27
Eventually, a couple months down the line, I was on the phon...
...and tell us each individual change, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:10
...and tell us each individual change,
And as of this point, I thought, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
And as of this point, I thought,
I thought, "Crap, crap, crap, crap. What am I gonna do?" - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
I thought, "Crap, crap, crap, crap. What am I gonna do?...
And so I dropped my trousers, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
And so I dropped my trousers,
Realized I should've gone to the tool drawer first, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:10
Realized I should've gone to the tool drawer first,
There was genuinely a moment I was like, "Three meters, that should be enough." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
There was genuinely a moment I was like, "Three meters,...
I dropped my underpants, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:11
I dropped my underpants,
Now, like any good scientist, I made a note of my starting point. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
Now, like any good scientist, I made a note of my starting p...
That is more than twice my starting point. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
That is more than twice my starting point.
But the journey of 1,000 miles begins with one stroke. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
But the journey of 1,000 miles begins with one stroke.
You might think that writing a book is a sophisticated endeavor. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
You might think that writing a book is a sophisticated endea...