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Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby!

Whenever I say, "Touch wood," and there's no wood nearby, I quickly arouse myself

Whenever I say, "Touch wood," and there's no wood nearby, I quickly arouse myself

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Whenever I say, "Touch wood,"
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and there's no wood nearby,
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I quickly arouse myself.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:19
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Phil Wang riffs on reheated rice, octopus intelligence and the importance of fact-checking in this special filmed at Shakespeare's Globe in London.
All it is, just a quick spin of the heels, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
All it is, just a quick spin of the heels,
This is the main feedback I get from fans - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
This is the main feedback I get from fans
They always go, "Oh! You're so tall! Huh?" - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:27
They always go, "Oh! You're so tall! Huh?"
And instead they're met with this fucking unit. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
And instead they're met with this fucking unit.
"He's got the face of a dweeb - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:18
"He's got the face of a dweeb
I was the tallest member of my Malaysian family when I was 13. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
I was the tallest member of my Malaysian family when I was 1...
When my balls dropped, people had to take cover. "Get down!" - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
When my balls dropped, people had to take cover. "Get d...
That's me. That's 'cause I'm mixed race. English, Malaysian, Chinese. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
That's me. That's 'cause I'm mixed...
I know some Malay, I know a little bit of Mandarin, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
I know some Malay, I know a little bit of Mandarin,
I swear, French is so difficult, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
I swear, French is so difficult,
I went on a really great holiday recently. To Paris. Nice holiday. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
I went on a really great holiday recently. To Paris. Nice ho...
It was a good holiday because I went with people - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
It was a good holiday because I went with people
I hate going on holiday with people who don't want to be touristy. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
I hate going on holiday with people who don't want to b...
The touristy stuff is actually the fun part of the place. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
The touristy stuff is actually the fun part of the place.
"Oh, Phil, the Eiffel Tower? It's a bit touristy." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
"Oh, Phil, the Eiffel Tower? It's a bit touristy.&...
The lift was one where you have to "bloop" it with your keycard. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
The lift was one where you have to "bloop" it with...
You have to "bloop" it. The lift went "bloop." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
You have to "bloop" it. The lift went "bloop....
But the lift still said "bloop." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:11
But the lift still said "bloop."
I swear, flying has become more and more stressful over time. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
I swear, flying has become more and more stressful over time...
I swear, more and more of the responsibilities of air travel - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:10
I swear, more and more of the responsibilities of air travel