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Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby!

"You know what?" "No."

"You know what?" "No."

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"You know what?"
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"No."
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:20
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Phil Wang riffs on reheated rice, octopus intelligence and the importance of fact-checking in this special filmed at Shakespeare's Globe in London.
Even the places that are meant to be safe in America are dangerous. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
Even the places that are meant to be safe in America are dan...
I went into this pharmacy in New York, I was looking for ghost medicine. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
I went into this pharmacy in New York, I was looking for gho...
I thought, "Oh, not this shit again." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:13
I thought, "Oh, not this shit again."
The smallest number of Ibuprofen tablets I could buy in one go, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:11
The smallest number of Ibuprofen tablets I could buy in one ...
A thousand Ibuprofen just loose in a tub. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
A thousand Ibuprofen just loose in a tub.
I don't think I've had a thousand Ibuprofen yet. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
I don't think I've had a thousand Ibuprofen yet.
And as you all know, in the UK, Ibuprofen comes in adorable bags - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
And as you all know, in the UK, Ibuprofen comes in adorable ...
And you can only buy, legally, two packs at once in the UK. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
And you can only buy, legally, two packs at once in the UK.
You try and buy any more Ibuprofen in this country, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
You try and buy any more Ibuprofen in this country,
MI6 will burst through the door - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
MI6 will burst through the door
But in America you can buy a personal silo of Ibuprofen. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:07
But in America you can buy a personal silo of Ibuprofen.
One under each arm. Sit them by the sofa while you watch TV. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
One under each arm. Sit them by the sofa while you watch TV.
Because that's how much confidence America has in itself. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
Because that's how much confidence America has in itsel...
That's how much faith America has in its own quality of life. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
That's how much faith America has in its own quality of...
Every day, America gives its citizens the opportunity - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
Every day, America gives its citizens the opportunity
Super Bowl, Disney Land, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
Super Bowl, Disney Land,
In the UK, our government is like, - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:13
In the UK, our government is like,
They're going to take them all at once." - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:08
They're going to take them all at once."
I think that is the fundamental difference between Americans and Brits. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:06
I think that is the fundamental difference between Americans...
And the Americans always expect the very best to happen. - Phil Wang: Wang in There, Baby! 00:05
And the Americans always expect the very best to happen.